Harmony Sandoval

Who needs antidepressants when this medicine exists? (I’m also on Prozac)

Finally finished You season 5. I am free.

As if my day couldn’t get worse, I just saw a white woman with dreads

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My best friend @beetlejuice.bsky.social and I have a new podcast coming soon! Won’t you follow along and let us romance you?

NERDZZZZ 💗

Who is this fedora woman on the Spitz bag. What’s her story?

Thinking that every time I go see my gyno I should shave my pubes into a new shape. Just to keep it interesting.

Once I start adding more iron to my diet it’s so over for you bitches

I wish I could be there!! 😩😭

Hell yeah I support the troops

My dinner was giving horse treats

How I feel after going a little too hard on leg day last night

Without TikTok I have so much time on my hands I might fuck around and figure out who the Zodiac Killer is.

This is a god-tier joke.

Day one without TikTok and I’ve fully entered into the military state

A screenshot from the Watch Duty app showing the Palisades Fire is 43% contained

A screenshot from the Watch Duty app showing the Eaton Fire is 73% contained

As of this morning, the #PalisadesFire is 43% contained.

The #EatonFire is 73% contained.

This is what @beetlejuice.bsky.social and I look like spending TikTok’s last day together.

Having a Diet Coke for lunch at work today

I just know when I walk into my laser hair removal place those ladies take one look at my eyebrows and see dollar signs.

Elisabeth Finch asking people to Venmo her directly for fire-related fundraising is certainly something. Maybe camp?

Before Pamela Anderson in ‘The Last Showgirl,’ Maureen O’Hara Stood Up to the Leering Male Gaze in ‘Dance, Girl, Dance’ How Pamela Anderson's critique of ageism in 'The Last Showgirl' parallels Maureen O'Hara in Dorothy Arzner's 1940 'Dance, Girl, Dance.'

Great piece in @indiewire.com.web.brid.gy by @oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social on Gia Coppola's THE LAST SHOWGIRL, juxtaposed w/ Dorothy Arzner's feminist classic DANCE, GIRL, DANCE (1940)!! 🎞️🎶

www.indiewire.com/features/com...

This is a double-feature I'd give my right foot to see on the big screen! 😍

This is how I sleep every night with my cat and it’s starting to feel a little like that scene in Paranormal Activity

Portabelloooo Roaddddd

Flossed too hard and my mouth is filling with blood

Decided to start my healthy eating plan while my mental state implodes from the state of the world. Vibes are good.

There Is No Safe Word How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

This is incredibly good reporting and I had to pause multiple times due to nausea. Very clear-eyed writing around the dynamics of fandom, predation, vulnerability, and abuse
www.vulture.com/article/neil...

the Neil Gaiman stuff sucks and it also sucks that it's an experience that thousands of women are familiar with even if their abusers weren't famous enough to command profiles in national publications

How I feel being the only person masking up at work today.