Dragon Gazpacho

Shut Up About Toys R Us

It was my second least favorite coworker's last day today. Until we get new hires it's me, my supervisor and my least favorite coworker. ✨👐 hooray! 👐✨

Oops over-shared my kink knowledge at work again.

I'm not even kinky I just think it's really fascinating... Tried to explain Sissies in the most anthropological way in the break room.

Maybe we need to design a slow feeder candy bowl

I do not have any sympathy for "I left a bowl of candy outside unattended and one kid took it all" stories. Even if Halloween wasn't a holiday about mischief, this happens to almost everyone who does this. Why are you surprised?

Maybe my degree got me my *interview* but the woman that required that is no longer with the company. Now our dept. is run by a millennial with student loans, so

It definitely wasn't the fact you studied in Australia for a few years decades ago, no matter how often you like to remind us. Maybe you should move back if you like it so much.....

Like who the fuck cares that I went to art school over 10 years ago now? I said, my degree did not get me my position, my portfolio did. And it's true. She got hers through knowing someone at the company.

Coworker is upset that they dropped the requirement to have a fine arts degree for our positions. I'm like, good, who cares, but she is clinging to her 30 year old graphic design degree like she isn't shit at her job anyway

I keep thinking, maybe this time would be different? Maybe four years at this job taught me a thing or two about time management, and about setting expectations. Maybe.

I hated being my own boss. I never actually had a healthy and productive schedule. It was cycles of procrastination, then a mad, toxic dash before the deadline. Every time.

Like. Every time I tell someone what my day job is they're impressed. But I cannot shake the feeling that my time would be better spent doing something else. But I spent nearly 10 years pretending I was a full time artist, but I was really just an anxious dependant

Having a career crisis right now. Wondering if being completely transparent and loud about the work that I do would be helpful.

Should I start posting photos of my work to LinkedIn? I'm being 100% serious here.

Me irl

Least favorite coworker talking about updating her resume, fingers fucking crossed 🤞

Puffy Cheetos with chopsticks

I'm taking this class asynchronously so picture me on the couch yelling at yesterday's lecture because he's like "wow AutoCAD sure is bad at this!" and I'm like NO. NO YOU MORON!!

Sent a smarmy email to my teacher because he didn't know how to turn off auto bullet formatting in AutoCAD. He has been teaching this class for 25 years and I just googled "how to turn off auto bullets AutoCAD" and solved it in two minutes. Wowee zowee

Did anyone else watch an anime as a teen only because it was anime, and told yourself you loved it because it was anime, but looking back you don't really know what it was about?

That's me and Rozen Maiden

Taking a college class asynchronously has a lot of downsides, but the ability to increase the video's speed sure is nice. 1.25 speed makes him sound like a normal person

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Uh oh! The laser cutter at my day job has been releasing fumes into the silicone room for over a year. One of my coworkers complained when it started, but nothing happened. She was ✨pregnant!✨

I told OSHA last week when I found this out and things finally started moving. What else can I tell OSHA?

I always take a bite of the charred serrano pepper when I get one with tacos and it's too spicy EVERY TIME. But I never learn. I want it to be yummy. :(

They reduced Product Design to a skeleton crew so the last person who was on the original team retired. (Good for her!) Now it's three greenhorns and a cartoon of a bad middle manager who is running out of people to throw under the bus

I know all I do on this account is complain about my day job but I'm seriously at my limit there. They are bringing back one of the people they fired because, OOPS! Outsourcing his job is actually super expensive!

Who up browsing Indeed on the toilet?

What if I had a little quit my job, as a treat

Barefoot shoe influencers like, shoes make your feet look like *this* but they should look like *this!* and it's literally a photo of my goddamned door stops

Bought my first "foot shaped" shoes, Lems, because I was happy my foot shape is finally fashionable. (Just a big ol fucking wedge.) Unfortunately they are just wide where my toes are and not anywhere else, so I feel like I'm owed an apology