Jay Torres

Thin spaghetti. Not quite angel hair. Not even spaghetti.

Or why 72F inside is cold but 72F outside is nice.

Going to a store to rent a movie on VHS and then bringing back 3 days later. Oh and you had to rewind it or else they’d charge you for not doing that.

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs

This little shit with a punchable face wasn’t even alive for 9/11.

Damn. Thanks for this season Warriors 🏀

Friday mornings at our bus stop. We don’t mess around!

Real question: will these winnings be accounted for in your year end financial post?

Definition of schadenfreude. What an absolute clown 🤡

A film that takes place where you are from

This has happened to me too. Enough that I have to set an alarm. Every Wednesday.

Earthquake! MyShake app alerted me 10s before I felt actual shaking 🤯

Tapbots is planning to make an app too 👍🏼

Which is the whole god damn point of switching to renewables 🤦🏻‍♂️

Thank goodness we need it.

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

There’s plenty of room on the San Diego bandwagon

We went to check out Helms bakery. Long story short, it’s by the same guy behind Father’s Office, best burger in LA (IMO), and where I took my wife on our first date.

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I forgot how cool Culver City is.

I love the way the light was hitting this morning so had to take a picture.

That Klay Thompson tribute gave me chills.

Oops so it was the obvious part. I was looking for something else like a mic or a prop off frame that shows up in the 16:9 😅

What’s wrong with it?

Crack shack in little Italy.

Goats!

I am extremely proud of my new Disney+ avatar and username.

So trying this thing out.