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awe inspiring

I wasn’t reading superhero comics in 1994 but yeah it’s super weird every time I remember he not only passed away in my lifetime but multiple-ish years into my lifetime

Jack Kirby probably saw episodes of X-Men in 1992

like break room microwave broccoli

Private Dining
Second breakfast lieutenant

Beef Petty Officer
Colonel Cholesterol
Major Heart Attack
Sergeanto Cheese

anyone who says nice things about the beerfuckers is an enemy. Grudging, accepting, whatever - you do not give these no talent pieces of shit assholes a single inch.

pulled a set of color values from a graphic and it was 67-67-67

kind of funny.

I will not do that but I will take back one (1) occasion where I said they reek to high heaven this season

sports is where I put all my crazy so I can be a rational and functioning human being elsewhere

oh something is getting ripped off of something if that happens

I promise the only thing I'd ever hand them would be a giant cartoonish bomb and both middle fingers upturned

fuck off and burn in Hell

he’s a perfect microcosm of the franchise. The stupidest among us would have us believe we’re supposed to be impressed but under the slightest scrutiny there’s nothing remotely interesting going on and it’s all just forced, dorky shit

may they all rot in hell

I promise you my hatred for that franchise, their livestock fanbase, and everything they represent is more legitimate than anything that franchise will ever produce and I’ll prove it to you over and over again if you insist.

This broadcast - nay, the baseball world - would have me believe this bunch of shit ass fucking nobodies are real. That they’re legitimate. That they’re to be taken seriously. That I should regard them as such.

And forever, I say fuck no and fuck you for suggesting it, clowns.

my first experience with the franchise and their current ballpark was over twenty years ago at this point and I’ve never once come away anything more than deeply unimpressed

everything about the franchise is forced and comes off as minor league play acting at the big time

FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU NO TALENT FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

No ride on the L takes longer than the ride home after a Cubs loss

what should they call him?

or

OR

does it give us an extra week to continue appreciating the comeback, while not having to simultaneously worry that they will embarrass themselves this week and wash away the accrued good vibes?

bullpen didn’t get completely blown up and there’s an off day tomorrow. Brush it off and try and do better on Monday.

bet you’ll hear every monosyllabic word in the book

there is. He's the Prince of Chicago, which is a hereditary title passed down through the ages. Thing is no one knows what he looks like on account'a he lives inside the Bean

I just want an Internet that filters out all the things that exist between my indifference and my hatred, under penalty of monetary fine paid directly to me. Is that too much to ask?

how’s that working

Buddy what are you doing reading this. And if it happened across your timeline, what is that person doing reading this and what are you doing following them?

Take a break. You don’t have to inject this into your eyeballs 24/7.

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