Randall

damage sponges. Maybe you'll win the argument but you're going to lose hours and possibly a few digits or a limb in doing so

(murmuring) This isn't the Way

cable comfort food

“But ‘Elrond’?”
“Because it’s a secret meeting.”

Thank you for your service, Sean Bean.

if social media had been more prevalent in 1999 do you think we would have seen someone use "Padme Amygdala" as their funny-for-ten-minutes novelty display name

the way of the Saiyan

I’m sorry for your loss

“the spirit of Reagan is very alive and in the walls surrounding me.”

Sir I believe that is when we ask the question of who we’re going to call

Ranch Pringles are a chip that constantly outkicks its coverage. You'd be right to be skeptical, but I recommend them.

I've never seen a team demand so frequently that every one of their banalities be covered as hard news.

Aligning with a fast food mascot. Their fringe MLBer infielder is singing. Their closer says no one else can use his entry music. Not naming a captain. They hold us hostage with their horseshit.

might be the biggest news ever involving the Virtual Boy

all the games that had VR modes to go with the Labo can be played using the Virtual Boy headset

telling you to make Peter Puck-er suffer

or a crossover comic IDW publishes when times are slow

has Ballesteros arrived in camp yet?

just like Matt Harvey

One of the best parts of a new couch is mapping it out and figuring out which parts are best for sitting and which parts are best for napping

I can think of few things the game needs less of than more rulings being decided by incompetent umpire subjectivity

they lost me at "umpires will be given discretion"

is the world not in enough trouble regularly as it is

the Nick Castellanos stuff is very funny, largely because it's not my clowns and not my circus

“It says a lot that I thought it was real” yeah it says a lot about you and your habits on here

everyone says Rockies fans are great but I gotta say I ain't see it

also who hasn’t blocked Ace of whatever by now

imagine if they hadn’t left Bedard off the roster

did we get any “it’s time for the Patriots to move on from Drake Maye” takes today and if not whats the holdup

“the Chicago Bears and Illinois lawmakers are close to agreement on key issues that would keep the team in-state”

no shit

I want to come to Illinois in February

why wouldn’t an Arlington Heights stadium host more than one