i'm robbie

hooting and hollering like an ape at the various stupid developments in the gilded age finale

why won't they give the people what they truly want: a stoner comedy about smeagol and deagol just hanging out and blasting pipeweed, back in the good old days

it has recently become clear that, while i am still shaky on the exact definition of "reactionary" in a political context, many if not most people using it also have no idea what they mean

unfortunately the only thought this has sparked in my brain is "actually the las vegas sphere is the American Kaaba"

going on Subway Takes and reciting the entirety of "Time Cube" verbatim

was playing the new donkey kong (fun, soothing, bright colors and nice sounds) and then got tired and went to "bed" and opened up the machine that beams bad thoughts directly into my eyes. why could i not have simply closed my eyes and dreamt of ape

the long-term nuclear waste warning text

letterboxd reviews of Eddington (2025)

woman on the subway this morning watching jon stewart and occasionally clapping loudly. go off

twelve year old niece saying "slay queen" and calling her dog "big backed." everything's happening

coldplay corporate cheating video should be a two-second "heehee" and you scroll past it. why do people have to find out their names and do a full background check on them and all that. everyone please be normal

going insane at the full family gathering because every time i address my mother i glitch out and don't know whether to say mom, debbie, or mimi

calling myself in to address my pervasive hollandphobic biases

just learning now that Marc Andreessen is american and not, as i had assumed, dutch. it's mr beast all over again... why do i keep assuming these annoying men are dutch

finally witnessed in person a person in a movie theater taking a picture of the screen during the middle of the film... life is such a rich and horrible tapestry

once again i must insist, if you see me listening to a string quartet cover of "what about us" by p!nk - no you didn't. shhh

lately when i'm hungry the only thing my brain can conjure as a desire is "a whole cake." only an entire cake - yellow cake, white frosting, box mix or grocery store birthday or whatever - will satisfy me, my brain says. i have not yet indulged because i enjoy not vomiting, but it won't go away

which theater is going to put up some celebratory screenings of mississippi masala

it was the "zohran is fat now" texts that sealed the deal. our beautiful city came out in force to show their support for fat zohran

this is how i watch The Gilded Age alone at home

if the various advertising algorithms were really as pinpoint accurate as they sometimes seem, they would have sold me on 28 Years Later simply by mentioning that the soundtrack is by Young Fathers and has a featured performance by the gay swedish prince from Young Royals

a zen koan

committing self harm (choosing to learn more about "labubu")

new boutique surgery to get your fontanelle reopened

YouTube video by Cole Escola Serial Killer Documentary Takes Horrible Turn

Oh Mary is great but in my heart every award Cole Escola wins, now and in perpetuity, will be for this youtu.be/5fne4v_zBQs?...

the total cultural victory of "video podcast" as a concept depresses me so much

inevitable dropout fandom collapse is going to be fun to rubberneck at though

finally put it together that i itch at Dropout content/fandom because i still have residual mbmbam ptsd

the nastiest art of some legally-distinct sonic OCs. shaved girl knuckleses.

took 10mg to go to bed but accidentally clicked into a video about the ongoing creative output of some freak who wrote for the archie sonic the hedgehogs comics. learning about "the lara-su chronicles" is ruining my life

same vibe as everyone in my online circles treating anything AI like it's blighted and forsaken by god and then entering a real world conversation where someone says they use it every day for "fun" and everyone nods

it is so funny to log on here and see posts about how still using twitter makes you Ontologically Evil and then open twitter and see the same dumb gay bullshit but with way worse recommended content