i'm robbie

i've fallen down the sondheim hole. t-minus ten minutes until i'm mainlining every version of "send in the clowns" available on youtube, melancholy as hell

YouTube video by Broadway Plus Could I Leave You - Donna Murphy (Sondheim's 80th)

tipsy and back at home in my bed queening out alone. the last bit of this performance made me hover three feet in the air and scream like a banshee yet again www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B3M...

i'm glad i like the guy, because otherwise having a hot mayor who is only three months older than me would be catastrophic on a psychological level

every district in the united states has gone for Jeb!

every election when i go to look at the maps i can only think of this image

she tried to clarify by talking about "tesla" but i continued to be confused and thought she meant the man... tried to concoct some sort of european intellectual continuity there.... mind you we were discussing vocab words such as "accomplishments" and "proud"

chinese tutor used elon musk in a sentence but just called him "musk" (ma si ke) and i processed it as "marx" (ma ke si). profoundly confusing for both of us for like two solid minutes there

a deadbeat grandpa on one side and an old-timey left-on-the-stoop orphan grandma on the other really provides a frisson of mystery to the ol' family tree

news events of the day have tangentially made me realize i'm not even 100% sure if either of my parents.... have cousins? knew their cousins?

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

should i get a cow tools tattoo

it's so funny to go from movie podcasts where everyone is celebrating any kind of theatrical release to a book podcast where the hosts are indignant that everything isn't straight to streaming

my dad tried to convince me he meant orson welles when he was young but come on. i can hear grandpa's ghost whispering to me still: "no. i meant when he was huge and drunk"

i don't believe in ghosts except in the sense that i am still haunted by the time my late grandfather told me i looked like orson welles

this whole album makes me want to post like the worlds stupidest gay guy. every track activates my stan genes. when will all of you catch up to kelis

4th Of July (Fireworks)

insane to this day that katy perry "firework" became the 4th of july standard and not this objectively superior track open.spotify.com/track/6JaUTM...

damn, both my childhood heroes (roger ebert & jane goodall) are dead now

do not say "barefoot sneakerinas" to me, new york magazine

the idea that people would CHOOSE to sit in the no-leg-room seat boggles my mind and strikes me as psychotic, but i am trying to sit my tall ass down and listen

everyone who answers this needs to include their height with the answer. your choices are meaningless to me

can't believe insane tiktok people started a chain of events that made me have to explain the "left behind" series to a group of people who'd never heard of it over lunch at my office

YouTube video by implink Elden Ring - Instant Death

whenever i'm in a doom spiral about the state of politics i inevitably end up remembering and fixating on the fact that trump solidly lost the popular vote in 2016. and then this happens to my brain www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUAN...

okay you all can keep posting about the dumb shit he said. i need a separate forum to talk about what the fuck is going on with ezra klein's facial hair

not to mention how vague the word "from" is in this context..... starting to think this engagement slop isn't methodologically sound!!!!!!!!!!! i've had three edibles and should be going to bed by now

dividing up the world this way is so demented i have to respect it. mercator projection, arbitrary center in the mediterranean, eight pie slices. not even a shred of an attempt to make it fair or equal in any way. i am not even thinking about the food i am only thinking about how bad this map is

logging in in the wake of a shocking news event to read an avalanche of reactions, opinions, and prognostications by an undifferentiated horde of idiots, experts, and run of the mill dopes such as myself. and this isn't making me feel better somehow?

learning about the comic strip "Alice" had made me feel like i've gone insane. what is this? this is in the newspaper?

this trailer has Activated me. i am ready to stan

to be clear if i had never seen this freak before, I'd be fooled. but i thought this image was in the canon. i thought we all knew about the strung out fish and associated him with several of our various emotions etc

going insane watching everyone on here repost what is clearly a photo turned into a video by ai. haven't you people seen this freak before?

in america we do normal stuff on shrove tuesday. like eat a cake with a little plastic baby inside it