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@hurmly.bsky.social

I draw nerdy things for nerdy people. I love cats. I hate fascists. Fuck AI art/NFT/crytpo Commission info: http://www.hurmly.com Contact: hurmly.art@gmail.com

935 Followers  |  549 Following  |  6,232 Posts  |  Joined: 16.06.2023  |  2.2468

Latest posts by hurmly.bsky.social on Bluesky

he farms their hair, i bet.

07.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You said that, but maaaybe it's about pictures of Spider-man.

07.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m taking my ball and going home”

That home:

07.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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#weretober 7. Whale Shark

07.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Chicago welcomes newcomers like no other city on earth, all you have to do is 1) tell us how much you love our food and 2) hate fascists

07.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal] @MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

Mastercard

Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372
1-800-307-7309
US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1
Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111
Aus: +61 1800 120 113
UK: 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers here (and here )

Stripe

California: 888-926-2289
US: 877-887-7815
France: +33 805-11-19-67

Paypal

Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161
Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050
UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000

Visa

Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911
US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3
Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200
Aus: +61 1800 125 440
Phone (outside US): click here

Mastercard Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372 1-800-307-7309 US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111 Aus: +61 1800 120 113 UK: 0-800-96-4767 All region numbers here (and here ) Stripe California: 888-926-2289 US: 877-887-7815 France: +33 805-11-19-67 Paypal Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161 Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050 UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000 Visa Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911 US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3 Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200 Aus: +61 1800 125 440 Phone (outside US): click here

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

03.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3371    πŸ” 3416    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 68
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"Singing among the flowers"
соmm

07.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

lol it’s this guy

07.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3654    πŸ” 1085    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 49

That's October 10th no matter where you are! Hell yeah! :)

07.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A banner featuring a pink haired sona wearing a gothic stained glass outfit with a set of iron wrought wings. On the left the outfit has a black and red palette, while on the right it has a rainbow and gold palette. The text in the middle says "DTIYS (draw this in your style)", as well as referencial meme text that says "i can be your angle...or yuor devil."

A banner featuring a pink haired sona wearing a gothic stained glass outfit with a set of iron wrought wings. On the left the outfit has a black and red palette, while on the right it has a rainbow and gold palette. The text in the middle says "DTIYS (draw this in your style)", as well as referencial meme text that says "i can be your angle...or yuor devil."

A very late "thank you for 16k", and a very early Happy Halloween DTIYS!
#DTIYS #art #oc ✨🎨

🌈Tag with #HHPrismDTIYS & tag me!
🌈No deadline!

05.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

NICE might be my fave thing today

07.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not a constitutional scholar but I am pretty sure β€œthe president my personally levy taxes and choose what they fund” is not in fact what the founders intended

07.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1531    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10

"Pants Master" but sung like the Hot Pocket jingle.

07.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a mix of disappointment and attainability; it’s the same as how people jump the throat of indie creators on social media yet turn around and watch the likes of Disney with no second thought

07.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sexy Muscle in the forearm is called the brachioradialis.

It helps to know the name so you can look it up for studies and reference.

....draw the sexy forearm muscle for me plz

07.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a second adorably cute sketch? what have I become?! xD

#dnd #ttrpg #tiefling

07.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BTW, one of my favorite people in the world has a new book out and you should consider buying it. Catie is a phenomenal writer and one of the hardest working writers I know.

(And she’s getting pretty good at this drawing thing, too.)

07.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie Siri took while laying in bed. Georgia, a black cat, is in the foreground looking cutely alert, an Siri is in the lower right corner with a blanket obscuring half her face

A selfie Siri took while laying in bed. Georgia, a black cat, is in the foreground looking cutely alert, an Siri is in the lower right corner with a blanket obscuring half her face

Close up of Georgia’s very cute and squishy cat face

Close up of Georgia’s very cute and squishy cat face

it’s Tuesday

07.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the more incredible stories out of LA this year has been how a taco review blog became the best on-the-ground coverage of ICE raids in the city.

They do a dispatch every day, follow-up on the kidnapped people (which almost no media outlet has done), and fact-check government claims.

07.10.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4625    πŸ” 1803    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 36

yay misery? :}

07.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The toddlers in Trump's Cabinet all think of him as their daddy and they get very very cross if anyone says anything mean about their daddy and their daddy is going to beat up your daddy just you wait

07.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1216    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 7

this is more Russ Vought cruelty for the sake of cruelty

there’s no plan here - it’s morally wrong, legally wrong, and it’s going to make them look terrible politically but they’re going to go for it anyway because fuck you that’s why

07.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weretober2025 Day 7 - Whale Shark πŸ’¦

07.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1738    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.

07.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2095    πŸ” 593    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 20

Look at what they have to face

07.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2834    πŸ” 665    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 28
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OUR SHOP IS OPENING EARLY IN NYC πŸ™οΈ πŸ’•

Celebrate Fjord & Jester's special day with us as we open the doors to our Radio City Music Hall merch shop from 12:00PM-2:00PM ET, and again at 4:15PM ET before our LIVE show begins - we can't wait to see you there! ✨

[Artwork by https://bit.ly/3IDWBGw 🎨 ]

07.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

One of the reasons Crime and Punishment is so long, yet ends so abruptly, is that it was serialized, Dostoyevsky had gambling debts and strung it along to get paid, and finally his editor told him to wrap it up, already

07.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 8

Good news to my EU followers! I have reopened shipping to the EU courtesy of Corvo Cattivo’s services.

06.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

06.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2879    πŸ” 903    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 12
Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled β€œBob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️

Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled β€œBob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a β€œpainted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

22.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3412    πŸ” 770    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 34

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