Bob Lapham (He/Him)

The refs were horrible (maybe Rank) all night long. Didn't matter whether it was my Habs or your Flyers, there was a third team in the ice that both had to play against.

What? That doesn't make you feel better?

𝐇𝐚𝐛𝐬/𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 
At 2-0 Montreal, MacDermid asked Xhekaj to fight. Arber pointed up at the scoreboard and kept on skating. Even though the Canadiens would give up that lead, that was an excellent decision.

Forget what you know or you're going to be very disappointed. Just know that Gary Oldman played the accent that way because of the bad British accents from Winona and Keanu.

Dear Gods and Goddesses! This WASN'T in the USA!?

I mean, I should have expected that as it referenced actually having maternity leave available in the first place, but ... yikes.

We joke that these house buying shows have ppl like "I'm a part time butterfly catcher and my husband crafts dolls from bottle caps. Our budget is $2 million."

This one has a wife who wants a house to match a bird house she has and he wants trees for slacklining ... which he has never done. Crazy!

Is President Porto HIS drug dealer or is that still Ronnie Jackson?

I thought I'd go all edgy chef for breakfast this morning and make a deconstructed chicken and tomato casserole.

However, I was told that it was called scrambled eggs with ketchup and toast.

There's other branches!?
Donnie Two Scoops says is all just him.

Love that they left the spot for Dvo open.

I was going to say, "No thanks", but you said it so much better.

I started drinking bourbon.
I hate bourbon.

Abso-fucking-lutely! Perfectly stated.

One wonders if he'll green light Bibi to resume attacks if he doesn't win the Nobel.

To quote Dr. Seuss, "Stink, Stank, Stunk."

#ElbowsUp

Let's get a stop now and end it.

We all know it's not a jillion dollars.
It's only been 900 bazillion. Should be a jillion by Halloween, though.

Ouch! Brutal game for the #Cowboys today. Couple early blown coverages, zone leaving guys wide item in the end zone, two end zone picks.

Props to #DaBears

I don't understand the problem. Fashion changes. They have done so many more worse things that I'm not going to fashion shame them for how they dressed years ago.

I like nothing that the #OrangeMenace is doing (or did last time), and FLOTUS is horrid, but there's nothing wrong with this pic.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying right tob . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying right tob .

Well, I mean, he had an ear shot off, right.
Right?

Given that it was President Obama's jibes that so easily got under the Orange Menace's thin skin, it's not a big surprise.

It's of the last importance here, but why does the Orange Menace always use "liddle"? It's really fucking annoying.

Could Will be a little more obvious about throwing the Blockbuster?
#bbsky

The Rachel worship this season is ridiculous. For someone who campaigned against floaters in her original season, she's floated so much this time.

If she wasn't there, I'd bet the newbs would have find their way and it would've been fine.

Can we please return to "Back to School Season" instead of "Back to School Shooting Season".

I'm ill again over this. It's NEVER too soon to talk about.

I've read three @exlarson.bsky.social books so far, and every one was excellent.

The Devil in the White City
In the Garden of Beasts
The Demon of Unrest

Sure, although he was referring to Israel/Hamas, he's a hero in a different war. He might even get awarded the "Hero of the Russian Federation" for his actions.

Hopefully, obvious that I meant incels, but that works, too.

Those inceks have a hair trigger.