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the same technology that produces slop like this is now the definitive determination of your citizenship 🙃

Clearing up those "had a stroke" rumors with some impeccable StrokePosting™. Masterful gambit sir!

After Unusual Machines Names Donald Trump Jr. To New Advisory Board, Defense Contracts Follow Donald Trump Jr. once mocked Hunter Biden's "no-show no-experience board seats." Now he's on his second newly activated advisory board—and that company just announced $15 million in contracts.

Donald Trump Jr. in 2021: “Those Hunter no-show no-experience board seats didn’t come without an expected return!”

Donald Trump Jr. in 2024: Gets $2.8M in stock for joining an advisory board that didn't exist until he joined it.

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It's obviously bullshit but the point isn't to win it's to try to warn others

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I would respect this a lot more if he was truthful and just said, "look it's over, we can't stop it anymore so there's no point in dumping money down that well"

When I tell people that unifying the region's transit operations under one org is a mistake, this is what I'm talking about

That's fine that's the way the game was played for 100 years, intentional balls are not high physical demand pitches so if a guy wants to risk an ejection or retaliation to one of his teammates that's his prerogative

Defund the police else they will defund you

Israel deciding to do this just days before millions of Americans will lose SNAP benefits is them basically taunting us

Can't believe the dumbest idiot didn't single handedly solve the world's most inextricable problem

I will say though if you're going to just intentionally walk a guy multiple times in a game, the pitcher should be forced to throw the 4 pitches

The purpose of the game is to win

Yeah Shohei's OBP was .392 and his slugging percentage was .622 so by giving him a free base every PA they're giving the Dodgers the statistical advantage

Honestly hysterical watching the state fail horribly in the face of these dumb asses who have correctly figured out that they can just not listen to them and there's no repercussions

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Riding bikes has taught me one thing. No matter how much I ride, I still can’t wait to ride again.

A thing that's important to remember is that all scary movies from the 80s and earlier aren't so much scary as they are zany

Act naturally

I mean I guess I kind of see the strategy here now that you can lab grow basically a perfect diamond for pennies on the dollar maybe the natural imperfections will come in vogue

I thought they already tried that with chocolate diamonds

You can absolutely smell the aftereffects of all his repugnant yes men who are basically in control now telling him how amazing he did, how they didn't think it was possible for someone to score so we'll, and he's just non-critically lapping it all up

Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"

Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.

I mean who knows for sure but he is also 77 years old (which makes him younger than the President 😭)

You need to monitor your Boomer parents' phone usage, example 1,000,000

I feel like so much of the AI bubble would instantly collapse if people really understand this is how they work

You need identical gas stations on both sides of the road so that people traveling in each direction can access your branded station without having to left turn across the highway