Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025)

You’re good

I got an Italian tamagotchi
It’s called a amicouova

And I was a hater too, born and raised a Knick fan I didn’t want to celebrate them

The road to hell is paved.

Haaa whaaaa goddamn I’m old

People should post this dog instead of that Norman Rockwell guy

Santa putting “romper room” on the naughty list and double underlining it

This is fucking me up bc I coulda sworn Santa was the only one?

Latke wanter making the rounds

She showed my brother a parappa 2 tas, I love her so much

A bunch of rictus faced scarecrows are doing iconic "dance of the ghosts" of the Beryozka Ballet in the Oval Office around Trump, they were famous people in the 1970s but now they are twisted 3D shadows thrown by the president’s mind in the room newly designed to look like an Epstein rape chamber

I was looking up an ad to show my gf from sometime in the 00s where the game says “I’ll show you how canaries can change your vision” and I assumed he was excited about having pet birds but someone explained to me he was talking about “canary diamonds”

Too late fool. My post about hating the way the Jim Carrey grinch looks has already removed anyone’s ability to sexually express themselves. I’m dropping a new post which will transform all of mankind into gray cubes and no one can stop me.

Was looking up the rapper The Game and it turns out he has a new song about Charlie Kirk assassination theory (?) involving Candace Owens(?) but can’t bring myself to listen to it and no abstract about it outlines the conspiracy? Guessing blaming Jews

Wasn’t raised catholic but with a pure hatred of Jim Carrey update your spreadsheet

IDK. I’m not sure whether being an American liberal means being unable to think historically as a matter of necessity or as a matter of maintaining some kind of hope but for better or worse it always seems the default, and convenient

Doing this in the club for attention

Stepped in the club and I did the scotch fancy

La Concierge - 1906
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105272

The cgi or Jim Carrey grinch both I will not suffer them, they are an eye punishment and I think anyone who wants to fuck then is someone crying through the slot in a jail door and no true expression of love but something released during torture, some result of state torture,

People have some kind of psychosexual relationship with the concept of “the grinch” now and I do t know what that started but now it’s in full swing and stop doing that around me

when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.

Fuck

Yeah I saw them gloating about that, using it for deceiving women on hinge that you traveled or went to a museum, as if it was defeating hinge and or dating?!

Was thinking about a post I saw the other day where some AI bro was like “the latest Nano Banana means the end of photographic or video evidence FOREVER!” Like, why are you happy about that? What are you getting up to that you’re hopeful to one day craft an AI generated alibi?

Istg there is no use case nor positive reality to AI ffs
Just noise and junk and misinformation
Fuck

This is AI generated, see mikewaynedotcom on insta
This is AI and cops are not arresting ICE
They’re the same team