Leon ._.

Just noticed that this packet of dental floss I've got here will allegedly expire in 2023. Is… that possible

When you draw your first ever comic and have to place more than 2 speech balloons

Including Puchi Carat implies eligibility of this macintoshgarden.org/games/pop-pop

After Betterified VI, I can completely believe all the stuff shown here was game footage

What was your favourite music track? I liked Terra Almighty a lot.

beestings(n.) "colostrum," late Old English bysting, from beost "first milk of a cow after calving," a general West Germanic word (cognates: Old High German biost, German Biest, Middle Dutch and Dutch biest, North Frisian bjast) of unknown origin.

I just learned this word and I already despise it. This word only exists to titillate linguistics majors and make innocent people lose at trivia

This game is like La Mulana except you only get the tablet scanner 4 hours in, and the ancient history revealed by the tablets looks like this

Everyone's moved onto http://enclose.horse when I'm still not done with http://endless.horse yet : (

It's bringing some new and revolutionary obstacle ideas to the Indiana Jones-style deathtrap ruins platformer

Enticing shop item description

You are now manually excreting bile acid into your duodendum in response to a digestive intake of fats : )

Only took three games for the protagonist to finally make her appearance

Yeah it rules

It's killing me that right now both of Earth's famously inhabitable hemispheres are 45 degrees, but it's Fahrenheit in the north and Celsius in the south

Storytelling is easy

At first I felt this was biting Dot Zo Games's "地底へドンドン" a bit hard, due to borrowing the bomb and its "secret" bomb jump closely – but they've thoughtfully extended it with more capabilities. For instance, the bomb jump enables the even more secret technique of… running.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3382070/Queen_of_treasure_isle/ – Playing "Queen of Treasure Isle". I wasn't sure what precisely the reviewers meant by "amazing pixel art", but it turns out it means it's stuffed full of pictorial descriptions like these:

It's very much a 'for fans of the genre' game… unfortunately…

While the body's specifics have, sadly, always been a space on which to inscribe ideologies and strictures of such human-made concepts as "beauty" and "health", the human body in the general transcends human design and intention - precedes it - yet is fully inseparable from us.

It feels right, somehow, that the human body, a purely natural creation of the epochs, is maybe the most important single object to learn to draw.

Is the tip of the tail shaped like ♠

Now this is a Posting Bit

At least it still has some dignity to it, unlike the 'void' operator, which, despite being both incredibly simple and completely safe, only exists to solve a complete non-problem and doesn't do anything useful otherwise.

The JS with statement is funny because it's clear what problem it solves - heavy use of, say, Math methods requires typing "Math" dozens of times - but the solution isn't "make it easier to assign methods to short variables", it's "invent a wacky new kind of variable altogether".

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Knowing you're going to be the last full generation to live and die before the generation ship actually lands is bittersweet at best and existentially confronting at worst.

"To play a match, you first need to pick who wins and who loses. Formerly, this was decided at the end of the match, but to avoid issues if the match is called due to rain or from everyone spontaneously forgetting the rules, it is now customary to do this first."

"Hm, finished the tutorial? Take a glance over here. Your eyes don't deceive: there are indeed two goal squares, and BOTH require a crate pushed on them! Alas, it pains me to reveal that here, in the real game, only a cruel, ceaseless vortex of anguish and despair awaits you!"