Chris the Friend

Yes!

Mixed Nuts ☆☆☆1/2 It's wild how it's two degrees removed from being a Harold performed by a French improv troupe from the 1970's and that DNA still shines right through.

My thoughts

I think it's for people who have fundamentally fucked up stapling on their christmas lights to the outside of their house and think that this what they would need to solve the problem.

a cartoon character in a tuxedo is kneeling down at a table Alt: a cartoon character in a tuxedo is kneeling down at a table

Respectfully

They were hiring and were the first organization I ever worked for that offered a decent wage out the gate and a pathway to promotion that mostly was based around being a trustworthy, hard working, and competent person.

That makes sense. I just tend to stuff it in there. Pure laziness on my part!

She does, but I would also say that it's a good photograph!

a basketball player is jumping in the air while holding a basketball in his hand . Alt: a basketball player is jumping in the air while holding a basketball in his hand .

It gets real simple once I do the math on it. X days: X pairs of socks and underwear, X t-shirts, X-1 shirts, X/2 pairs of pants, 1 pair of pajamas, toiletries, 3 books, laptop, notebook, pencil bag. In this case, X=4. Bang it out.

Packed

The song "You're so vain" was, in fact, written by me.

This was a great episode, Manolo and Melisande are so funny together. I'm psyched for y'all to hear this one.

I gotta pack, but I'm a pretty fast packer.

OK, I got a cat sitter secured, Anna's off to the airport tomorrow. The roller coaster is ratcheting its way towards the top.

Oooh, I am a big Alex Guarneachelli fan. I will check it out!

Cleaned a hairball out of the bathroom sink drain. Boy those things smell awful.

Write your congressional representatives! Tell them postal employees deserve some Ralph Lauren for our 250th anniversary.

Poor thing does look a bit of a fright.

I do think you owe it to yourself to get a new hat at least once a decade.

This dude

Emperor Penguin. I think a couple of well placed jabs, maybe a kick to the stomach and I've got him.

Unfortunately, it looks like this is only available through either the Ralph Lauren App (where I can not find it) or in Ralph Lauren flagship stores. I can't even find a price!

"I liked it when you sucked my dick
And when you did that real neat trick
Hope we meet again some time
And thus concludes my dick suck rhyme"

OK, this actually isn't that bad.

"I liked it when you sucked my dick
And when you did that real neat trick
Hope we meet again some time
And thus concludes my dick suck rhyme"

You've got the home field advantage!

To be fair, if I tried to write a poem about getting my dick sucked, it would also be pretty bad.

Hello from Wichita, some of these homes in Historic Midtown have some wild colors. And we are incredibly affordable, but 190k is still pretty cheap these days.

Holy shit

I can only imagine.

I mostly remember one guy on one of Greg's class stepping forward to initiate a scene with somebody and then he starts pantomiming sweeping and says, "I hate working at the zoo!" and I instantly knew how the rest of the night was going to go. You gotta be ready to pay some dues.