Mamdani winning NY the same day Dick Cheney, who’s largely responsible for the death of 2 million innocent people in the Middle East the last 20 years (and 140,000 US soldiers who committed suicide after coming home), is kind of fun for those of us who’ve lived through 6 once in a lifetime crisis.

All this groaning, from a DOG.
Get a job.

“STOP BLAMING HILLARY AND OBAMA” I say to Trump, as they continue to bombard me with those names to raise money for themselves which they keep if they lose

No city loves a scrappy white pro athlete (preferably a ginger) on their team like Boston.

It’s called Shrodinger’s Billionaire

Billionaires advance society and are cool geniuses and also are hoarding everything and sucking the blood from the earth and society until we open the box/all die.

So nobody wanna talk about how much Donald Trump resembles Pizza The Hut from Spaceballs?

Are we not qualifying things for the Hatch Act yet?
I see. You’re proving you’re all republicans and don’t care about half of us, right?
Republicans shut down the government. You’re in complete power.
Also, you’re a law enforcement agency. Not a political extension you racist thrds.

Now that Trump has doubled his bailout for Argentina to 40 BILLION , every single American is paying over $100 in taxes to save a FOREIGN president from the economy he created.
Have two kids and a spouse?

Trump cost your family $400 to bail out Argentina.

Four. HUNDRED. DOLLARS. PER.
FAMILY.

If you can, we must.

Got my first ICE recruitment ad on Spotify right before I heard the last song I’ll hear on Spotify until they announce they’ve stopped advertising that shit.

I’m happy to see that the most fun white boys in the league are on the Giants. If they were Colts or Saints or something, every shitty white racist would start buying jerseys.
But they hate NY more than they have love for two cold ass honkys.

Republicans will really mock an overweight health official who’s a Democrat with a doctorate and an MD, but hears the heroin addict with a brain worm who looks like fucking Hoggle from Labyrinth tell them FORESKIN REMOVAL CAUSES AUTISM BECAUSE TYLENOL, and go “SO GLAD WE KNOW THIS NOW”

Fear not, Oregon. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social has (illegally) called in the Texas National Lard

There’s no question in my mind that @netflix.com chose to put Idiocracy in its front page scroll very intentionally.
The question now is how much further down the path does this government have to go before they add V for Vendetta?

The most important miscalculation of this fascist regime was expecting hundreds of thousands of our REAL warriors to eat up some weekend warrior truck nuts version of valor and leadership.

They know blowhard douchebags when they see them.

Also, @secdef.govpeeps.us can’t do a chin up.

GFY. The answer is bigger treats. The apocalypse is coming. Eat a sheet cake.

In light of today’s absolutely fucking deranged “I’m in a war movie” speeches by Trump and Hegseth, I give you the plaque at West Point.

Doesn’t anyone else find it weird that the picture of the “gunman’s bullet” photo is in the rain, all wet etc, but the nearest weather station at Dallas Love field has a total rainfall of .13 inches between 6:53 and 12:53.
So, how’d those get so soaked with rain falling at .02 inches an hr?

Weird the people who say “you can’t even go into the city anymore it’s so dangerous” are threatening civil war?

Buddy, you get nervous driving near downtown, I don’t suspect you’re taking the castle anytime soon.

The only time there was right wing support for gun control was when the Black Panthers started carrying. Vance’s threat to crack down on leftists is mistaking the left and liberals. You can silence liberals with fear. Try that with the ACTUAL far left, and they get their guns out of the safe.

Those are American white nationalists. It’s only authentic if it comes from the Nazi region of Germany.

Call me an “old fashioned piece of shit”, but I don’t get a thrill out of seeing MAGA farmers suffer because they got bamboozled into believing lies.

I spent my entire life until I was 35 thinking we were a nation of justice and good.

Then someone sent me the CIAs reports on their own crimes.

There’s a ZERO percent chance Mike Johnson, Speaker of The House, would be told if Donald Trump was an FBI informant at the level they claim. He’d be taking down the top level pedos and politicians on earth. Kings, princes, presidents.
It’s just a “Christian” covering up child rapists.

LOOOOOVE when Republicans say the gay MD immunologist with a nightlife shouldn’t be in charge of our center for immunization, but is super pro having an 18 year heroin addict with brain worms who’s wife committed suicide because she found his very detailed cheating diary.
Kudos everyone.

Nothing could represent “Be Brilliant, be brief, and be gone!” More than LMFAO appearing out of nowhere, making one song called Party Rock Anthem and another one called Sorry for Party Rocking, and then fucking vanished.

The most insane part of the hearing with RFK is them leaving his mic on while he mouth breathes.

It’s like I’m watching Congress with a white noise machine playing Tony Soprano breathing after an argument with Carmella and a mortadella eating competition.

The real fireworks will come when the survivors put Trump on their list, he promises to sue them, then does jack shit because he’d know it’s documented, they can trace him threatening members of his own party to not release them, etc etc etc. Hang everyone on the list. Don’t care who.

If Trump is dead I hope they give him a Viking funeral, cause they always put the dead’s dog next to him and it’d be nice to get Vance burned to ashes too.

Neo Nazi gamers be like hey bruh do you play MeinKrapft?