keilan irvine

There are dark patterns everywhere for those with the eyes to see

well to marvel’s credit the only reason they made the movie was to setup the “fantastic four skins” joke for Fortnite

Honestly the “now you fucked up, you fucked up now, now you fucked up” plays nicely over the last 15 min of Weapons

Bakery items with Pokemon cards on a shelf

Times are tough, gotta adapt. My local bao spot is selling Pokemon boosters.

Set up an auto-reply recursive loop to create a self-sustaining open comms environment.

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Beach city

is this where you live

vibe grocery shopping
(no list, no idea what I have at home, buying eggplant knowing I’ll never cook it)

A couple snaps from Canada Day at the North Van Shipyards in Lonsdale Quay.
📷 Canon F-1N
🎞️ Kodak Ultramax 400

If I had a way to purchase and continue to use something like CS6 Photoshop, I would in a HEARTBEAT.

I don’t know what they keep doing to absolutely fuck around with the interface, but hiding common tools and creating pop-up contextual windows you have to bat out of your canvas drives me insane.

Giant reflective hat/cape combo

As a redhead I’m gonna have to skip the sun visors and go straight to the “car windshield reflector turned hat” route

“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”

Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

*teen, feebly placing resume on the counter of a wendy’s*
manager: sir, this is an xbox

no cheating, post your lock screen

art courtesy of @bampshi.bsky.social!

GOP epiphany like

That could segue into Linkin Park’s In The End.
I found similar split between “It’s been” forking between Barenaked Ladies’ One Week and Staind’s It’s Been Awhile

Chester the cheetah saying it ain’t easy being cheesy.

I was on the edge of my seat waiting for @nataliewatson.bsky.social to drop this, but alas. My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable, etc.

I’m holding out for Yellowstone 40k

Not the BEST fix, but could you disconnect the cable from the outlet plate, install a blank outlet plate, and paint it to match the wall colour?

Outside of Prime Days, I’m guessing the next time to look out would be closer to Black Friday? Unless there’s some one off sales you need to keep your nose to the ground for when they pop

I feel like Sasquatch has a hometown advantage here against the Mothman

embarrassing myself

C’est Clàîr Ôbscùr, non?!

Premium was Premium 10 years ago, with inflation you need access to the Infinite Privilege Plus Lounge now

Reconnect water internet

“Hi, yeah? IT? My water dropped the wifi again.”

Water dispenser screen with options featuring one called “Berried Treasure” that has a treasure chest with diamonds and fruit.

I’m so game-pilled I thought the water dispenser at work was displaying a chest with a “Best Value!” banner.
Mobile game UX ahhh PTSD