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Tylenol, Kleenex, Band-Aid and more put under one roof in $48.7 billion consumer brands deal Kimberly-Clark is buying Tylenol maker Kenvue in an approximately $48.7 billion cash-and-stock deal, creating a massive consumer health goods company.

Bald faced market manipulation. apnews.com/article/kimb...

My partner carved her first pumpkin this weekend, and did an amazing job making Kirby!

Becoming older is just investing in various straps and sleeves for your bendy joints, like maintaining the creaky hull of a weathered ship

(As he orders elbow braces)

Post version history would be nice

I’m a fan of lightshot app.prntscr.com/en/index.html

Spaghetti wid da buddah

Looks way better than what I ordered! Bone apple tea, Mitch

Marmot can be cleaned with a paint roller

brick by brick

“Claws up”

It wasn’t just Jared Leto?

Thumbnails of a tech YouTuber saying they won’t upgrade their phone gradually revealing purchasing the latest phone

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Boston terrier derrière air freshener

Doing a bit of clutter cleaning and came across all my old iPhones. I still think the iPhone 5/5S had the most amazing design. I miss the days of no camera bump, that shit was flush. The iPhone 17 pro looks like Akira-end-movie Tetsuo by comparison.

For the last 5 years my friends I’ve met in the games industry have been having an annual bbq day at the same lake.
I’ve gone to school with them, gone insane shipping games with them, attended countless birthdays, a few weddings, and traveled halfway around the world with them.
Love this bunch 🦩❤️

Paging @sarahz.bsky.social

Taking notes for my upcoming anniversary

Just wear your JNCOs, chained wallets, and no fear shirts to fit in like the rest of us, old man

It’s 2025 and only *now* have I found out how to download Instagram reels without needing to screen record, wtf

“Don’t worry about me I have like six degrees” you stupid ass mf
#AlienEarth

Rocky-style montage flashback of @danryckert.com using Gamescent to train and harden your nasal cavities for this very moment

BACK TO SCHOOL BACK TO PIZZA

Back to pizza

The editor on Alien Earth needs to cool it on cross dissolves lmao

Makes sense. I’ve seen multiple old pizza huts in my hometown go under and get bought out. Replacing the iconic Pizza Hut roof must be cost prohibitive so you end up with a lot of this

I looked at the first picture thinking it was a streamer setup circa 1800’s

Got through the first sentence and called it quits that’s on me

Sending a text warning my mom of a westjet phishing scam and not to fall for it, while she asks me how to sign up for the phishing services its advertising.

Crying daughter explaining to mom meme format

Is this the Mount Rushmore of Dad films?

Digivice

Things I find at my parents place (we’re so back, baby).