The Husbandalorian🦕☄️

It reads the picture of text as a jpg, and the alt text function tells the reader what to say about the jpg. It doesn't "read the screen" the way you think it does.

The Prime Minister apologized to Donald Trump AND the Dodgers won the world series? Bad day for Canada

Need an Alien: Isolation game but you're a Jedi during the High Republic getting hunted by the Nameless

"it's not real, it can't hurt you. It's not really, it can't hurt you. It's not real, it can't hurt you...." I continue to repeat to myself, a mantra of protection against my credit score dropping

I don't like when Americans take French words. What do you mean that's how you pronounce blanche and foyer :(

Give us this day our morning wake-n-bake.
And forgive us our nasty bong,
as we forgive those
who hold the joint for too long.
And lead us not into temptation,
unless that temptation be another bong toke or marijuana cigarette.

Amen.

Right I can hear that argument in a metaphorical sense, but I get the impression she means this literally lol

Have you met humans

Gonna start calling AI writing illiterature

Why does charging your phone in public feel like a sign of weakness?

I go plug in to the wall and suddenly I feel like a lone gazelle at the watering hole

Bassists have no control and that's why their holes were removed

"why are you upset at L. Ron Hubbard for scamming people when you should be upset at the people getting scammed"

Wouldn't it be so funny if this was Rob's alt? No one would assume he'd use the same name, it's so stupid it might just work

I want a Death Note AU where Misa falls in love with Matsuda instead and there's no Death Notes it's just the two of them happy and in love

Light Yagami: I don't like that they chose the name Kira, it sounds too much like the English word killer
Me, a Canadian who hadn't considered Light was saying it with a Japanese accent: uh, no it doesn't

Hey Google show me fanfics where Thrawn and Hannibal are boyfriends and Eli and Will watch from the couch

You haven't hit your monthly limit of Wired articles then, they allow you to read a certain amount before restricting you

What if instead of the rapture, the wolves swallow the sun and moon and the great beast Fenrir is unfettered and OH MY GOD HERE COMES LOKI WITH A STEEL CHAIR

Every single day, 70-100 Palestinians are slaughtered by Israel, and it barely sends a ripple through the western press or western consciousness.

The amount of privilege and ignorance it takes to say "yeah I'm not worried about the FBI so y'all shouldn't be either" 💀

I've been scrying and I have seen bullet casing engravings for the next political assassination:
"She was the wicked witch of the EAST bro"
"Parry this you filthy casual"
"Fuck marry kill" and kill is circled

I love that there's a chance I played Helldiver's with Tyler Robinson

It's just this generation's "take a hike"

Confirmed where? Would love to share

"You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won't have a single gun death... I think it's worth ... some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
-Charlie Kirk

I hope the bullet is okay

That's so cool!

Is it still possible to play this game? Iirc it was online coop only, right?