Eel

Reviewing my notes for an exam and I forgot I wrote down every quotable thing he said so here are some highlights:

“If I had a brain, I’d be dangerous.”

(After Spring Break) “Be honest, who was arrested this week?”

“I spent a lot of time cooking in the 18th century.”

What the fuck is wrestling even about bro

NileRed should drop the video on how to DIY manufacture T and E

THIS SHITASS FILM BUSINESS CLASS IS SO PRO AI IM GOING TO HURL SOMEONE INTO THE SUN

Being a WWE fan who watched Peacemaker must be wild rn

Fuck I forgot how good Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is in the later episodes

Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike American Beauty

My group mates are so fucking stupid oh my god

HAH

Let it be known that I’d 100% change my name to Robin if one of my family members wasn’t already named that

Don’t tell my players this but I’m playing Borderlands again and man I hate hate hate when there’s a line-up of characters with Gimmicks and the ONLY woman on the team’s power is being attractive fml. Can a man be dubbed “The Siren” for once? And can the woman be The Soldier, or ANYTHING else?? Man

*standing on the Las Vegas strip, wearing a clown suit* of course, yes, I'm staying at the Balatro

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toony toons fml

Y’know what. I think I’d gladly go through the Ric Grayson arc again to get this kind of Talon Dick art and I do not say this lightly

TF2 fandom so funny I see a tweet like “Spy only has false teeth do you think his originals were all weird and buckteeth like Scout’s are” and all of the comments were some variation of Toony Toons character finding someone attractive honks panting and wolf whistles over this old man

Saw this guy with a blue sweatshirt that just said “COLLEGE” in big impact font and nothing else and it might be my favorite shirt ever. 19-2000 by Gorillaz started playing the moment I saw it and it could not have matched the vibe better

I talk to Bee about you soooo much. L

It's funny how I've facilitated almost *mutual* parasocial relationships between friends of mine. I talk about y'all to each other so much both ways, it's funny.

He invented it, after all

I can’t be friends with my gym buddy anymore bro I found out he was listening to Sun Tzu’s The Art of War for the entire workout

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Worst thing you can do to me is share a google doc link and not give me viewing perms. Fuck’s sake bro

FUCK

Everywhere I go I see his face

EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAY THIS WEEK THIS IS INSANE BRO

WE WIN THESEEEEEEEEE

I have invited the Devil into my computer. I have closed that evil evil game. But it calls to me.

If you grew grass like I grow grass, you’d be foken dead

Uh oh

real as hell

Just downloaded Balatro. More updates to come.