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Evan Brooks

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25 Followers  |  52 Following  |  18 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.8314

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At least I’m saving 81 cents on eggs I guess

08.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The ABCs of what Joe Rogan puts in his body

28.05.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 17

Green be rampin’

27.03.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lookit the drawing I made!

26.03.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stuart Stevens - former Republican political consultant now working with the Lincoln Project

12.03.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

11.03.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13177    πŸ” 2408    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 91
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When the emperor doesn’t know how to play the fiddle.

11.03.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

28.02.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 65177    πŸ” 10164    πŸ’¬ 3285    πŸ“Œ 621

Now THAT I gotta see!

27.02.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they truly believed they were saving America they'd be celebrating in the streets, not canceling town halls and hiding from their constituents.

26.02.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13990    πŸ” 3699    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 162

What is this a picture of?

26.02.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
theonion.com/happy-p...

20.02.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7840    πŸ” 1135    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 69

First, we’ll sign a bunch of orders changing the names of things to something idiotic.

Second, we’ll set the precedent that you can revert name changes made by the previous administration.

11.02.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Organic Dill Weed for you. I didn’t get USDA certified to be disrespected like this.

11.02.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the three little pigs, the third pig finished his brick house the same day that the first and second pig built their houses. It’s not that the third pig is harder working, he could just afford better building materials.

04.02.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump wants to cut the federal workforce. Who they are and what that means President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.

President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.

31.01.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1810    πŸ” 399    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 67
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Helpful!

21.01.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 66260    πŸ” 15028    πŸ’¬ 775    πŸ“Œ 697

Why are the directions for frozen pizza always β€œsmear the pizza directly onto the bottom of your preheated oven” ?

10.01.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2074. The Earth a barren wasteland. Deep in a subterranean bunker, a server sends me the birthday email from the dentist I went to once in 2010.

01.01.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DAY 25

Watch the LIVE 'halfwayokay CURSEMAS SHOW!'

December 25th Noon- ???

#podcast #funny #weird #rad #comedy #podcasting #podcasts #comedyshow #live #nostalgia #80s #art #graphicdesign #twitch #stream #christmas #xmas #holiday #advent #adventure #illustration #animation

25.12.2024 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always surprising that the plot of so many Christmas movies is that Santa isn’t real.

25.12.2024 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have what he's having!

17.12.2024 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff

-The Onion

Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff -The Onion

Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff
theonion.com/pete-hegseth...

12.12.2024 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2837    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 15

Just stop making law enforcement TV shows already.

09.12.2024 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So which of these are you excited to cut to get to a 75% reduction?

www.reddit.com/r/fednews/s/...

18.11.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You managed to make Bingo happen!

18.11.2024 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYour bodies, my choice.” β€” Victor Frankenstein

15.11.2024 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2979    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 8

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