Dave Johnson

I couldn’t do that “all of your windows face south and you see a bear. What colour is the bear?” riddle because I assumed it was talking about a flat like yours.

I don’t have any data on this but I imagine confusing hand sanitiser, cillit bang or drain cleaner with period products would be unfortunate at best…

All good points!

After how long will the time between excommunications become smaller than the Planck time and what are the physical implications of such an event?

Maybe the real fool is the archbishops we made along the way…

A timeless medium!!

I don’t really want to trade them. I’m very fond of them.

Can we trade youth clubs? This week I found the group that disappeared creating a Big Art Attack on the toilets’ floor with beads, wool and bananas (mushed).

A dove with “I am a strong cookie” written on

A leaf rubbing with the words “be your own leaf” written above it and “leaf” written beneath it

Wisdom from young people during Prayer Spaces in Schools #CofEPeeps

YouTube video by Seal Seal - Kiss From A Rose (Official Video) [HD]

Happy international seal day!

A picture of my feet, with each foot wearing a shoe from a different pair.

Sure you may feel like you’re not on top of your life today, but are you “two pairs of shoes” not on top of your life?

God's Stories God's Stories as told by God's Children—the illustrated storybook Bible that takes its scholarship as seriously as its storytelling. Brought to you by The Bible for Normal People.

And this book (not out yet but looking forward to it) with contributions by @revrachelmann.bsky.social and @marika.bsky.social

www.godsstoriesbook.com

This week on Bluesky I’ve discovered and really valued this blog by @charliebelllive.bsky.social viamedia.news/2025/03/10/o...

Me with my face covered in plasters.

“Give the kids a plaster, ask them to write about someone they know who is suffering, and let them stick the plaster somewhere.”

That can’t backfire…

I think I lost an eyebrow…

“TO. DUST. YOU. WILL. RETURN.”

Oooo

Is it available for non-contributors yet?

Leiter: A James Bond Story

It’s closer to 3/4 through than half way through.

Just in case that helps.

(I imagine it doesn’t)

"we live with the Five Guiding Principles and it works for us" according to the Archbishop of York. Oh really??? I would suggest that the words 'works' and 'us' are both doing some pretty heavy lifting here! For whom does enshrining inequality 'work'?! @watch-notequalyet.bsky.social

In fact, we did a project budget recently and just one million is 7 full years of our absolute dream all bells and whistles project costs.

Oh well, back to seeking out grants and donors.

The beginning of Luke 21 comes to mind…

I’m used to being in the poor parishes in the poor diocese. Hundreds of millions is just a fairy tale amount to me - how can Jesus’ followers celebrate keeping that to themselves?

🤞

I’m glad you enjoyed it! I’ve enjoyed my visits across the states too!

Thanks for taking the joke well!

Oh that is fun!

It’s another very British problem to post something on the internet talking about the UK and for Americans to say you’re wrong because America and the UK are different places.

(Said for humour - it’s an easy mistake to make @937deanscott.bsky.social)

I don’t understand this but I get the feeling it’s good and I’m missing out. Could you fill me in please?

"Burn it down": responses to/within the polycrisis in the CofE I remember all-too-well those first few days of the COVID pandemic. As a team locally, with oversight of our youth and community-building wo...

This blog post has been bubbling up for a while. It tries to do justice to the emotions I sense swirling around me and within me - and to do some theological re-framing along the way...

thisestate.blogspot.com/2025/02/burn...

Clearer than the initial 2nd memo that they clearly missed!

Are you able to share the snippet as a post here or link to it somewhere that isn’t X? I’d be interested to see it but have deleted my account there.

“Oops - I accidentally posted it on substack as well as submitting it to the journal. Butterfingers”

(I’m assuming there’s a very good reason this doesn’t happen but I’m entirely ignorant - what would happen?)

#TraitorsUk #TheTraitors
I really want someone to tell Alexander “Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you're alive is a miracle”

#Hamilton