posting hope core in the cloud team channel

you are obligated to buy the concessions at the drag show that rival college gas station prices

I swallowed a pill with milk foam from a latte it felt very similar to a spoon of peanut butter with 5 dog medications on it

who let all these tech moguls get plastic surgery and perms it’s not doing what they think it’s doing

Schrodinger‘s online debate

you’re in her dms but she’s sending me 10min tiktoks with full pages of text and 20 slides

what’s in the moment right now is big ugly purses with one million bag charms

nature’s dippin dots

using all my photoshop skills to make mock ups of custom jackets

C) attempt to talk to your therapist about why you want to be the funniest person in the slack thread

me trying to explain the texture-scape of my charcuterie

what if instead of drinking I just punched my liver really hard do you think it would be the same

I dm-ed this person about their keychains on mercari and they offered to make me custom ones for no extra cost!! a high like no other

Spending all my disposable income on indie clothing brands and small artists makes me feel like an italian noblewoman who’s a patron of the arts how do people prefer temu

she’s the tap dancing diva of the greater Louisville area

me when a libertarian rejects georgian style land tax, sorry sorry I thought you cared about dead weight loss!!! oh no only the age of consent? good to know

it’s just like the dark crystal

platform crocs till I die

the cinnamon tography

beefing with people like crazy on tiktok because they refuse to understand this exact point

the universe is edging me with his death and I can’t take it anymore

*does backflip*
“was that good for you”

I think joe biden should
1: federally legalize rec weed
2: commit some very serious and violent crimes
3: smoke a phat fucking blunt in the oval office and do press conferences as if they’re improv skits

I know capitalism isn’t the answer because this is how we end up with a plague of jukebox musicals

yeah most of the jokes, even the physical comedy, are lifted straight from the stage show blocking. It was decent but I would not say particularly better than a good professional stage production

me after asking my uncle if its gayer to play a man(why so you can watch his ass??) or a woman(why do you want to romance male characters) in 3rd person games

this was so dreamgirls flip the wig backwards of you

I think it took 4k close up shots of the effects of bullying for people to empathize with elphaba

real duneheads know what’s up