Amy

"Sex work isn't real work"

- guy whose job is "meeting"

lotta freaks and weirdos around here (complimentary)

Trying new hair products. Maybe this will fix everything in my life!

Do I go see the Barbie movie a third time in a third pink outfit or do I need to… accept I’m depressed?

Really cool to just become incredibly upset about something you thought you were over.

I just can’t cope with it films that have this energy.

My two Barbie experiences have both been damaged by having to watch the Wonka trailer. Like… is it just me? Does it look as god-awful and twee and corny and pointless to everyone or is it just me??

Upset that one of my “bimbo” earrings broke today at my second Barbie screening. RIP these beauties.

This Barbie is watching the film again. 😎💖

getting pissed about representation in oppenheimer because i didn’t get to

*checks notes*

…watch japanese people get blown up

Doing the thing

apparently we’ve reached vagueskeets. NEVER EVER vagueskeet. skeet strong and bold and deliberately

Happy Barbenheimer! Here are some items I may be wearing today.

Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas

Time to see the Mission Impossible and experience that feeling I only get from seeing big dumb action films.

Generally I believe in science except for how they say clothes do not stop UV rays. That’s fake folks. They do. Big sunscreen wants me to become fully nude and rub lotion on my ass every day but I will not.

The drugs were so good in the ‘90s that one day some guy said “we should start listening to swing music again” and everyone else was just like “that’s a fucking great idea which isn’t weird at all”

everyone arguing about famous actress beauty on the number scale needs to fall under the spell of a 40 year old dental hygienist with a dazzling aura and fat jugs for the duration of a full cleaning and remember that human hotness is something so divine, so holy, it is unknowable and beyond measure

There needs to be a handy accessible list of Cool Actors and Scab Actors somewhere.

Happy to be in the kind of long zoom meeting where they don’t care if we have our cameras on. Nobody knows I’m just eating jelly tots and looking at my phone, wishing it would end.

Takes the heat away from the allegations against George Osborne

Huw Edwards? Really?

I wish they’d just tell us who the dodgy bbc presenter is. Sick of seeing this mystery. Yet apparently 1 in 6 adults know who it is? Pfft. I’m always the last to know.

You know when you feel just very ugly and dumb and pointless and like all your friends are embarrassed of you and you just might as well not exist? It’s good thoughts!

Bad feelings.

Protester holding a sign that says: “if you don’t teach your children to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality, psychology, and witchcraft”

I love how the devil is an interdisciplinary scholar

Tim Robinson playing a contestant on a dating show, standing in front of a group of men, tearily saying “I just don't wanna go back to twitter. What's waiting for me at Twitter is really bad.”