Fran

People really can’t quit the Ravens despite all available evidence.

I feel like The Substance and Nope were trending that way but not anymore.

This thing sure has my number. (All it needed was an “Unhinged Eagles Fans” node near me.)

DONALD TRUMP: Have Ricky Ricardo killed.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“There’s nobody to tell me ‘no’.”

I am glad to hear this. On S02E19 and it’s getting better, but most of S2 has been a slog.

Yep. I wasted money on the Kerbal remaster for PS5 because I could barely read the text with my face right up against the TV, let alone on the couch.

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

If you went to the one near SAGE, you went to the best one. By far!

Jimmy Yeet World

These people are Randall in Clerks. "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

Robin

This stopped me in my tracks. It resonates with me so much. I'm so often asked, "What do YOU want to do then?" and I never give a real answer because the real answer is "The things I want are subtractive. The things I want are to NOT do this and NOT go to that." It's a nonsensical answer to most.

I loved Twin Peaks S1 way back when, and I am now watching S2 for the first time so I can watch The Return.

All I have to say is The Return better be worth it.

Hang the “Avoided The Tax” banner.

At least not the issues they can't overrule. I'm afraid Nick has his job because he doesn't mind being a sock puppet - they tried with Doug and he eventually balked. I think Lurie is a very good owner, but I don't think we'll ever have a top-tier HC as long as he owns the team.

I have to think Stoutland getting fed up is connected to the mildly surprising unnattractiveness of the OC job. I think people don't wanna work for Nick.

I thought this picture was ZB looking at his Nvidia stock.

I hope that Atlanta wasn't expecting an expiring contract, honey's shelf life is indefinite.

Seconded. All my baseball cards got thrown away.

It still would if the president had a D by his name.

Home fries in a walk.

Got a #3 over here.

Well they would almost have to.

Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground

Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

1. Philosophy of Art
2. Introduction to Piano
3. African-American History
4. Media Law
5. Probability and Statistics

This is exactly the kind of content I need for my company that makes those little urinal video screens.

I swear every time I see this meme there is a new name I haven’t seen before. Welcome, Onson Sweemey.