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The latest one here in Australia is Steve Buscemi dressed as an alien doing an ad for the local shitty phone company. Ick.

We need to limit podcast episodes to 45 minutes! Today I tried a well-regarded new-to-me pod about a subject I love, and saw that the episodes average 2.5 hours. WTAF.

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

The actor has likeness approval.

Okay, NOW it's like 2023.

Their offense seems to be designed by social media and sports radio. Whatever people bitched about last week is reflected in the game plan, regardless of the opponent.

On the bright side, I'm hopeful that I have watched the last Phillies game managed by Rob Thomson.

Dear Lord. That's a disgraceful finish nobody will forget anytime soon.

That Bader whiff was positively Castellanos-esque.

Noooo Thomson!

Love that Dodger bullpen!

Eckstein as mentioned is the classic, but Ben Zobrist and Pablo Sandoval are versions of that kind of Guy too.

Sepulveda. The emphasis is on the second syllable, not the third.

Kershaw's exempt, he's not even getting overtime for this.

Dodger fans:

Getting out ahead of it and saying pulling Ranger for the 8th is a terrible idea.

I always know it's over when you see the red brake lights outside through that gap in the right field wall. That's when I've seen enough.

It is, it's amazing. But you will want to die trying to get in and out of it.

Thomson just can't miss, can he? Jesus.

This guy committed the same crime, but in lieu of jail time he was put in a diversion program where he was made to play tug-of-war with his Big Bird toy.

‘Just need to get through this busy patch and then I’ll have a chance to relax a bit’ sounds good in theory, except when you realise you’ve been saying it for like fifteen years and things are worse than ever.

I don't understand why QBs who do the leap sneak don't wait a beat for the linemen to sag after their initial push, seems like it would be a longer leap but you don't need as much air.

Putting on the actual JAGUARS because watching the 9th can't possibly be good for me.

Holy shit, they actually have the tone deafness to go through the whole Duran rigamarole?

Can't blow a lead you never get!

The Phillies have settled on "not scoring" as a way to minimize the effect of their garbage bullpen.

Rob Thomson must enjoy songs that start with the chorus, because he's clearly obsessed with early hooks.

Apparently PI is too hard to officiate. Maybe we should ban pass plays. 🔔