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Why is Richarlisons’ shit first touch/clearance under no pressure against his own hand not a penalty? It’s not like a ball was hit at him. He was fully in control of all of the actions and movements, including those of the ball? Being shit isn’t a defense against giving penalties?

Yeah. Sound is cutting out every couple of seconds. Picture is fine

Congrats to Ben White on marrying Selena Gomez and being on the bench for the Newcastle game in the same day. Dedication.

That is an unbelievable comeback. There has been some criticism early this season for the approach (some of it deserved imo) but he got it right today. It was a tough, tough game. Away games don’t come much harder. And even if we hadn’t got the winner the set up was the right one. Very big result.

Tactical disasterclass with a lucky ending. But 1 point from 6 against our expected direct rivals and needing a 93rd minute equalizer. This isn’t personel, or injuries or fitness. This is mismanagement. He’s learnt nothing from past seasons and we will win nothing. All that money on forwards wasted

Well who knew attacking players create chances and score goals!? Revelatory.

How many corners have we put on top of the 6’5 Donnarumma for him to just punch away easily? All of them? It’s all of them.

Arteta actually died and was replaced by someone that doesn’t know how football works.

And we’re into the left-right-left-back to the right merry-go-round pointless passing. Turgid

30 mins in and we’ve created absolutely nothing. 200M spent or whatever and we start with 3 midfielders that are all the same profile and lack creativity. And trossard just came back so far to pick up the ball he was between the center backs. What the fuck sort of tactical plan is this garbage.

All this money on forwards and we’re set up defensively against a direct rival. Again. And we’re getting punished for it. Again. So predictable and terrible to watch. New season, same as the old season. Beginning to think he’s not a pep clone, he’s a Jose clone.

Ugh. Embarrassing dive from Trossard.

The extra squad depth strength is really showing today. Very solid performance and the new guys are fitting in really well. Madueke especially good when he goes outside the fullback to the byline.

Thoughts and prayers 🤷‍♂️

The WWE women are just absolutely incredible these days. Such a high level every week now. Glad they’re getting the time to show what they can do and tell their stories.

I hope we sign someone genuinely creative and then not coach that out of them by forcing them to pass sideways until we die of boredom. Our midfield looks suoer talented but kinda slow. There’s no turn of pace there. And Martinelli has peaked at this level. Time for an upgrade out left

The women’s game has grown so much in the last few years. Investment finally being made (proud arsenal are right at the front of that), coverage growing all the time, player skill levels increasing quickly and constantly. Penalties need some work though 😬

Just caught the Arsenal vs Newcastle highlights. Max Dowman looks like a real talent. Lots to learn but already looks comfortable at first team level. Exciting prospect!

If he’s half as good as Chris Kiwomya we have a baller on our hands

Life advice - Try to be the kind of person that can lose their job and not see the reaction that Christian Horner is getting…

Finally the uppance comes for generational asshole Christian Horner. Hopefully he will be forced to listen to his wife “sing” for the remainder of his days.

The Thomas Partey charges, mere days after we attempted to retain him, show just how mistaken the last few years of playing him have been. A very uncomfortable decision then now looks utterly grotesque. My disappoint in my club and the leadership. I hope there’s some serious reflection going on.

Horrendous news about Diogo Jota. Such a talented player with a beautiful family. Tragic for this to happen in his prime. May YNWA

He’ll just do a Pep and coach all the self expression out of him until he fits in with our robotic style of passing sideways until everyone falls asleep.

Maaaate!

Anyone surprised at Verstapoen today clearly hasn’t watched him race before 2022. This is who he is. It’s who he’s always been. And race officials and other teams/drivers need to stop pulling their punches when discussing him. He’s dangerous and values nobody, including himself.

You may have understood the point Rio Ferdinand was making, but I can absolutely guarantee he didn’t understand it.

Liam Lawson is just fucking useless. How many people has he dive bombed and driven into this season already? He’s a danger and needs a race ban to wise him up. Treating these races like it’s bumper cars.

Every time one of these sportswashing dirty oil clubs *wins a trophy with no recognition or discussion of the vulgarity of it, football dies a little. Grotesque.

We are so far off the level of this PSG team. Inter beat us in the group stage. Wouldn’t have fancied us against Barca either. Big summer needed. We stood still this season but really went backwards. Can’t do another season like that.