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President Trump's bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families - with new data from Weekly World News' report showing Bat Boy has saved the whales from wind turbines, and Bigfoot has ended forty nine wars just today. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

Schumer is like the guy who gives the phone scammer his bank account info the second he answers the phone.

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Disgusting. You engaged in political gamesmanship using them as pawns knowing they would get harmed and now you question *their* patriotism because some of them aren't wealthy like you and didn't want to work a high stress job for no pay?

"Hopefully, the real-life Supreme Court justices are as prudent as Trump's AI."

Truth is stranger than fiction, but Truth Social's AI actually tells the truth about Donald Trump's policies. @timmiller.bsky.social:

Where does it say anything about people not being able to sue ICE?

A tweet from TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) reads: “Almost a dozen tickets had to be refunded.” Below is a split image showing Kid Rock on the left and another man in a suit on the right. A fake breaking news banner reads: “KID ROCK CANCELS ALL TOUR DATES IN NEW YORK CITY FOR NEXT YEAR. ‘SORRY NYC, BUT I DON’T SING FOR COMMIES.’”

Kid who?

Welp!

But then how can I satisfy my primodial urge to eat an Aunt Annie's salty pretzel and drink a delicious Orange Julius all while being shanked during a meth buy gone bad?

Thanks, Obama!

Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...

NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”

Can the Government Read My Text Messages? Can the Government Read My Text Messages?

Learn how governments are able to read certain text messages, and how to ensure your messages are end-to-end encrypted on Digital Rights Bytes, our site dedicated to helping break down tech issues into byte-sized pieces. www.digitalrightsbytes.org/topics/can-...

BREAKING NEWS: Eight Idiot Democratic Senators Vote to Rescue Trump and Screw America

The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.

DAVIS, KIM V. ERMOLD, DAVID, ET AL. The motion of Foundation for Moral Law for leave to file a brief as amicus curiae out of time is denied. The petition for a writ of certiorari is denied.

New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race." Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

People need to understand that Chicago is a preview, not a culmination.

a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a television with movieclips.com on the bottom ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a television with movieclips.com on the bottom

"After all, I'm paying you with your money."

Trump weighs giving Americans $2,000 from tariff revenues in bid for support Congressional approval would likely be required for plan to take effect, an idea Trump has floated before

"I'll take Horrible & Demeaning Things for $800"

"The value Donald Trump gives your soul."

"What is $2000?"

"Correct!!"

(Well, not if he's spending his own money...)

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Note: All convicted war criminals. Relatively few Germans were prosecuted for war crimes after WW2, and as time dragged on many were released early and their crimes forgotten.

J6 revisionists take a page from their favorite playbook, Nazi Germany (and post WW2 Germany):

"By the fall of 1949, the German press had been referring to the convicted criminals held at Landsberg as the "so-called prisoners of war". - Annie Jacobsen, Operation Paperclip

Women and men holding up blue mass deportation now signs in a crowd, at a rally for Trump

“There are many who do not know they are fascists but will find it out when the time comes.”

- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Oh my

That is not ICE.

That is Border Patrol.