LongLineSkinner

So good

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The second you see this cover, a wah pedal starts playing. It’s science.

Duh, landing on the Moon is sooooo 1969...

I don't know what Bluesky thinks "show less like this" means, but it doesn't show less like that.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL THE FILTHY LIBERAL MARXIST COMMUNIST DIRTY IMMIGRANT MURDERERS AND RAPISTS AND ALTOGETHER TERRIBLE PEOPLE (SOME SAY THE MOST TERRIBLE PEOPLE) WHO UNFORTUNATELY LIVE IN MY AMERICA, THE MOST BESTEST GREATEST AMERICA EVERRRRRRRR!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

ATTN to those folks who follow the orders of an immoral boss because they aren't comfortable exercising their agency...

PROTIP it doesn't end well.

A note from your boss isn't a gate pass to Heaven.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eichman...

Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.

If you don't want to hear Spanish spoken in America, you shouldn't have invaded and occupied Spanish-speaking territories like California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and Puerto Rico. Duh.

Ex-cop wanted on murder charge flew overseas, lived in L.A. for a year without arrest Former LAPD Officer Clifford Proctor was indicted for murder by an L.A. County grand jury in September 2024. He was able to leave the U.S. four times and live in Carson for more than a year before bei...

Ex-LAPD Officer Clifford Proctor was indicted for murder.

Then, he spent a year flying internationally and living at his Southern California home without DHS or L.A. authorities trying to arrest him.

Latest from the "Wait... what?" files w/ @lacrimes.bsky.social

www.latimes.com/california/s...

I’d like to report a murder.
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This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released.

I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.

Wait! The public face of nationwide immigration enforcement, Gregory Bovino, said in a newly discovered email that his boss wasn’t the head of CBP. He reported to Corey Lewandowski instead.

He’s a political operative with zero law-enforcement background calling the shots on immigration enforcement.

Federal Agents Left Behind “Death Cards” After Capturing Immigrants ICE agents dropped customized ace of spades playing cards, recalling a practice by U.S. soldiers during the Vietnam War.

So now ICE is drawing their own comparison between their activities and those of military death squads during Vietnam?

Checks out.

I never understood how people of faith could vote for this degenerate scumbag.

Trump on NBC doesn't slam the door on shredding the Constitution and serving an illegal third term

$170 billion for immigration/border enforcement

$3.5 trillion in tax cuts for the wealthy

$40 billion to bail out Argentina

And now a $7 million for a *Super Bowl commercial*?

Budgets and how we spend our money are about priorities, and Republicans aren't prioritizing you.

A follow up on this Jesse Watters clip from 3 weeks ago. The victim of ICE testified today before Congress that she was on her way to a 39th scheduled treatment at a traumatic brain injury center.

"Imagine if we actually followed the Constitution."

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’

Jesus Huckleberry Christ on a stick, a kids mascot for coal?! Do they sit around in the White House bunker brainstorming stupid ideas, sending up only the most ludicrous ones?

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

Garcia: I want to remind the American public of Stephen Miller. There's probably no single person in this government that has done more damage and more harm to people across this country than this man right here. It's our job to hold him responsible

#philosophy

"SPIRIT HALLOWEEN COMING SOON" banner on Trump-Kennedy Center

stealing from Reddit

Reminder about "They're here ILLEGALLY"

Being undocumented is a civil offense, not a criminal one. That's why they're not entitled to a court-appointed lawyer, why it's "civil detention" not a jail, why it's not in the criminal code, etc. Other civil infractions are things like parking tickets.