“Hey, AI. Make a video of me playing in the USA men’s team victory in the Olympics. Make it look like they couldn’t have won without me. Make me look 25 years younger and a hundred pounds lighter. Use any music that makes me look tougher.” Said some old delusional narcissist.
So SAD.
23.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How about a law to allow the death penalty for pedophiles?
23.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That is just so SAD!
23.02.2026 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Besides, any money that actually came in from the tariffs probably went into a bank in Qatar.
22.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Does he lip sync all of his concerts?
22.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🤮🤮
22.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let’s crowdfund and get it higher!
22.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
But he “totally obliterated” their nuclear facilities last year! What’s to talk about?
22.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And he’ll blame Biden for most of it and generic democrats for the rest.
22.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So sad what has happened to the newspaper that helped bring down Nixon. Bezos should be very ashamed, but he isn’t.
22.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
It’s the only way we’ll ever see them.
22.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, who’s gonna stop him? Not this Congress.
22.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
AND THE HIGH PRICES FROM THE TARIFFS WILL NEVER GO BACK DOWN!
Shouting ‘cause I feel like it…
22.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is Jared Kushner back in backing the Paramount bid, or is he still out? I wouldn’t trust anything he’s involved in.
21.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m old enough that I saw it in the movie theater. Haven’t watched it for ages. Will now.
21.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My daffodils bloomed today!
21.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🤮🤮🤮🤮
17.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Of all the many lies Trump has told, the most egregious to me is his current “the Epstein files completely exonerate me”.
I know this lie is for his maga base who will probably ignore evidence to the contrary (or not even look into it) and will still defend him, but it’s a despicable lie.
17.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, they’re kind of busy looking for people posting negatively about ICE, and handing the info over to Noem, so…….
17.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He is so bound up in his alternate reality where he never does anything wrong, never makes mistakes, that he will never resign.
17.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me too!
17.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I knew how to run a betting pool, I would start one now for next week’s state of the union, to have people bet on how many times he blames Biden for how the things are going in the country. Bet it’ll be a lot.
16.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Took me a couple of seconds. It’s been a long day. Thanks for the laugh. 😜
15.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
But, Trump will pardon her, then hire her to take Noem’s place. If she wasn’t too old, she’d be wife #4 too.
14.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once upon a time, people would be fired for such idiocy, but no.
14.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No wonder Trump is always bad mouthing cars from China. They’re years ahead of us.
13.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m betting on either Colorado or Maryland, whose governors Trump didn’t invite to the governor gathering at the White House. Maybe both places.
13.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, that’s a shock! I thought all the dictators had already signed up. I thought he’d be first in line.
13.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why aren’t they putting atomic clocks into everything nowadays?
13.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nope. And it’s not a “bug”, it’s a planned “feature”.
13.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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