Twoony

Twoony | Substack Twoony is an agender and asexual geek with a love for storytelling. They live with their three needy cats and struggle to find more space for their never ending TBR.

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subscribers to my newsletter will be getting a better look at the sketch for my spicy MM romance’s cover later this month, just saying 😏

This is Verdant, my horny sci-fi romance, in a nutshell 😂

once upon a time, there was a rude little sh*t who really disliked his annoyingly hot captain, but then they got trapped in a cave on a job gone wrong, and now they’re making out, oh my, how did that happen…

That would be so much easier 😢

Because summarizing a whole book in a couple of paragraphs is literal hell. I'm so awful at any of it, synopsis, back copy, my brain cannot comprehend. I cry with you 😭

Do you like books? What about book sales? 👀

Well, I got a surprise for you this Halloween! All my ebooks are $3.99 across multiple retailers for Oct 30th to 31st so grab a copy while you can!

saaaame

me: I’m so excited I’m almost ready to send my spicy mm sci-fi romance out to beta readers!!

my internet: *crashes*

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There was also a “we won’t let you leave like this again” thrown in there, as if she thought I was lying? 😅 mind you, we weren’t busy at all

Luckily, nothing was missing and my cats hadn't got out.

I can't remember if I slept that night, but I do remember how my boss reacted to my terror.

Sometimes I remember the first time I lived alone. I received a phone call from my landlord that she discovered my door open and wasn't sure how long it had been.

Crying, I asked to leave work AN HOUR early. The look of sheer frustration on my boss's face and in her voice has haunted me ever since.

readers help:

I am preparing to commission a cover for Verdant, my spicy MM sci-fi, do you prefer illustrated covers (drawn characters) or typography (fancy text)?

Because no, I am not having a half shirtless model on the cover. I rather eat my own toenails, thanks.

I keep referencing Verdant as my horny sci-fi but I think Lucky may be one of my fav MC's because he's a fucked up lil shit stain that proves healing isn't linear, and is it really one of my stories if there isn't trauma, particularly family trauma? 👀

is there anything better than staring at clothes you would like but you’re a broke paranoid sob so you can’t get it and you cry a little inside

I love that the Hades franchise is for the bisexuals. I can’t wait to hear about this game being the bisexual awakening of a generation.

This 😓 it's rough

I've finished Assassin's Apprentice. What am I meant to do with my life while I wait for the sequel to get here? I don't think I can read anything else right now without feeling disappointed.

are you in a reading slump? how about a spicy modern MM romance about the new hire falling for the ridiculously attractive CEO he argued with the night before? 😏 there’s also complex family dynamics and a secondary couple to obsess over that might make you cry 😈

We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.

This. I always find typos or some kind of mistake in published books. It happens. Indie books shouldn't be held to a higher standard, or rather, scrutinized more because it's clear they're looking for those mistakes/reasons to drag indie books -_-

what if she doesn’t believe she’s worthy of luxury and he’s more than happy to spoil her? what if they call each other by their last names so when they do speak each others names you’re kicking your feet? and what if you can read this for FREE by downloading an ARC? 👀

I'm glad I didn't go to the theaters to see the new Jurassic World because... well, it was a movie, ig😅

Yeah, I'm a novel lover, but I would never be disappointed or turned away from a webtoon, comic etc. They are different experiences and I just like art

Thanks ❤️

implying it sucks to read novels or they are lesser compare to webtoons, on an author’s account no less, isn’t a joke. It’s just rude and if you do that to me, I will block you because I shouldn’t have to say anything 🤷

hey, if you liked any of these books then you may like mine, so go ahead, add more to your TBR we all know it’s never ending anyway 😂

*me wanting to add complex family dynamics to my stories* I wonder why I always add this in and it’s normally accidental 🤔

*looks at my life* ah…

This. Omg it truly is the writer curse.

The dance with him is legitimately my favorite part of any of the romances. It's so unbelievably sweet and has me kicking my feet