Ryan Ramirez Webb | 🏳️‍🌈 Author

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No 😪 But they made sure to show the back of a head of gorgeous hair as a stand in for her at Derek’s funeral 😂

I still love that Cristina Yang’s parting words to Meredith Grey were essentially, “your man ain’t shit,” and the man in question was dead within a year. Manifestation Queen 💅

Snatch Game with 50% made up characters and a winner who did a bad impression and really only had two jokes… UK vs The World is truly a different beast.

Hi 😘

🚨We need $894.88 by end of business day today, or they will be charging us an additional $76 fee to begin eviction. Not sure what to do at this point

If they serve us eviction papers, it will be $1,000 fee to buy out of the eviction on top of the $894.88

$53.45/$5500

$5,446.55 to go

Thank you 💛

I’m in a suspiciously good mood today, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

URGENT: We need $894.88 by end of business day on Monday the 9th, or they will be charging us an additional $76 fee to begin eviction.

If they serve us eviction papers, it will be $1,000 fee to buy out of the eviction on top of the $894.88.

$53.45/$5500

$5,446.55 to go

Please help. Thank you 💛

YouTube video by Ryan Ramirez Webb Book Binding Tutorial

Did you know that if you order any of my books from my website, they’re handmade by me? Here’s a video on how I’ve gone as indie as you can get:

youtu.be/_m8V87IOncA?...

The book In the Dark of the Grove sits in grass. Above it, it says "Discover the Dark Heart of America's Heartland. With quotes: “I was not expecting such a deeply written horror. It felt like I was reading an 80's Stephen King.” And “Huff's atmospheric writing pulled me smack dab into the Midwest, to a town that feels intriguingly off-kilter.” Both from amazon reviewers. The Oblivion House logo appears in the corner, with a the note: Small-Town / Folk / Queer Horror

In the Dark of the Grove features:

📖 A small-town mystery: secret notes, and a self-published book on local myths, and a mysterious grove

🏳️‍🌈 Gay MC, relationships

🙊 An awkward homecoming to a Midwest town full of secrets

🩸 A character-focused build to a frightening end

#BookSky #Horror #GayLit

Top of an iced tea lid with “I’d know you need this,” and a small heart written in sharpie

I *think* the barista was trying to serve my chai with a playful note. But it feels vaguely like a threat 😂

Thank you! ☺️

YouTube video by Ryan Ramirez Webb Book Binding Tutorial

Did you know that if you order any of my books from my website, they’re handmade by me? Here’s a video on how I’ve gone as indie as you can get:

youtu.be/_m8V87IOncA?...

This Drag Race two-parter feels a lot like the episode of Superstore where Mateo creates an alliance with every group he can find something in common with.

Between being the only one going to therapy and being the only one who cares about preserving our Mexican culture, I spend far too much time educating my family.

Nothing like sucking your man’s perfect dick in the middle of the workday to alleviate work stress 😌

It’s not even an official training 😭 it’s just some YouTube guy explaining 😭

Meme of a man choking himself with both hands

Work is forcing us to watch a TWO HOUR YouTube video on Microsoft’s AI slop machine as “training”.

Just saw Adrien Brody in a TurboTax ad. Capitalism as we know it really is on its last legs, huh?

Hello, I am Kimberly and the cute fella in the pic is Logan and we are The Pipers! We cannot maintain basic needs with my husband 2 jobs anymore now that he has been cut on his part time job down to 8 hours week. I have been looking for work for so long that it almost feels hopeless.

In order to keep a roof over our head and a car so he can get back and forth, we are going to need help. We are making choices between food and prescriptions for his diabetes, keep the utilities on and let the wifi go off for a week and so on and so on. I know y'all definitely understand the struggle. We aren't making it. Not that we were doing so much better before, but my goodness, it's gone from bad to worse and worse.

Now his steady job is warning him about the company losing money and being in the red during meetings. This is increased his stress level as if he loses his full time gig, 8 hours a week at his other job will not cut. If you can, please help us. If not, sharing our fundraiser is a huge help and gets it to people who can donate. Thank you so much! Love y'all!

Screenshot of my Venmo QR code. @ Kimberly-Piper-24

Good morning y’all. We had to delete our GoFundMe since PLAID would not connect to our account

This will hopefully get us through til April when supposedly his hours should increase. This will help us avoid eviction & repossession

PayPal @ KimberlySession

Venmo @ Kimberly-Piper-24

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Husband pounded the stress out of me. Gonna get great sleep tonight 🍑😴

I really hate that a new Scream movie is coming soon and I’m not even interested in seeing it because it’s such a morally repulsive situation behind the scenes.

A graphic against a purple leather background of a house on a bluff, with the book (The Master of Shearhaven) in the corner. THe quote from the book reads: Shearhaven—as ominously impressive as it was jutting up from the tree-capped bluffs lining the Mississippi—was no castle. Here, a mile north of Alton, the bluffs still rose to great heights, but I’d found them less appealing all these years later. They were more broken and sporadic—like teeth in a diseased mouth.

Gothic Horror, but gay. The Master of Shearhaven. Available now. Places to buy: jonwesleyhuff.com/pages/fiction

#BookSky #GayBooks #GaySky

I was skimming Safe Place to Land for quotes for marketing last night; and I could really tell that the bulk of it was written before I started therapy 😅 I kept reading bits and thinking, “that’s so mean to the readers; why did I make him say that?” 😂

I truly believe Kacey Musgraves’s last two albums would be as beloved as Golden Hour if more people went to therapy.

TWO films about the man who wrote a hit Christian pop song? I haven’t cracked a bible open in a couple of decades, but I’m pretty sure there’s a commandment in there that makes all of this… questionable.

Digital painting. Blue background surrounded by purple canvas tape. Text reads, “Rafael”. A Latino man in a green button up shirt gives a shy smile with his hands in his pockets. He has a dark brown buzz cut, brown eyes, and short scruff

Digital painting. Pink background surrounded by aqua canvas tape. White text reads, “Henry”. A plus-sized Ginger man in a leather jacket smiles confidently with his arms crossed. He has messy curly hair, a full beard, and heterochromatic blue/green eyes.

Digital painting surrounded by green canvas tape. Background: a moonlit lake surrounded by trees in shades of blue. Foreground: the two men from the previous paintings are shirtless and submerged up to their chests in the water. They embrace and stare lovingly into each other’s eyes. Left: Rafael, Right: Henry

Spent the snowy weekend working on new promo art for Safe Place to Land 👨🏽‍🎨

The audiobook is $2 on my website right now.

ryanramirezwebb.com/products/saf...

Collage of photos of Nicole Kidman soaking up the sun

Finally found a new breakfast burrito spot with good homemade tortillas

Visiting family and they were watching Happy Gilmore 2. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen another movie that’s so determined to prove that it shouldn’t exist.