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23 year old canarian lizard nerd๐ŸฆŽ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡จ | ES/ENG | Certified physics jedi | He/Him ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ โค๏ธ | BSc in Physics @ UCM | Master's student in Astrophysics @ ULL "Assume a spherical reptile in a vacuum..." Pfp by @/bluezeru, banner by @/yougodoe

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Estaba ahorrando para un PC. Me quiero pegar un tiro en los cojones.

09.02.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y si me hago un Letterboxd?

07.02.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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es el dueรฑo de Telegram

05.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

La verdad es que me gustarรญa tener el diseรฑo del colgante de mi nueva ref en fรญsico, pero entre el precio de la plata y que no sabrรญa mucho quรฉ pedir pues me echo para atrรกs

05.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Entrega un Nobel y se lleva a cambio una bolsa de merchandising. Si no llega a presidenta, puede dar clase de negociaciรณn en el master ese que habรญa fichado a Albert Rivera.

16.01.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

15.01.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12525    ๐Ÿ” 4030    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 304

Definitivamente el fรบtbol es un deporte.

14.01.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Allow me to connect some dots for you:

Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.

Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.

03.01.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4542    ๐Ÿ” 888    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Lo peor de todo esto es que se estรก tirando por el suelo el prestigio de un galardรณn tan importante como el premio fifa de la paz.

03.01.2026 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2022    ๐Ÿ” 629    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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ART RAFFLE โœจ

As I am losing followers on X once again I am doing this + NEW YEAR so why not?

๐Ÿ”ธfollow + RT to join
๐Ÿ”ธ+ 1 winner every 500 new followers :D

Winners will get 1 cellshaded halfbody

ENDS 6th January

#furryart #art

25.12.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 443    ๐Ÿ” 315    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image

31.12.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25322    ๐Ÿ” 14925    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Digital drawing of an anthropomorphic mongoose character decorating an anthro elkโ€™s antlers with garlands and christmas tree ornaments. The deer is reading and trying to ignore the mongoose.

Digital drawing of an anthropomorphic mongoose character decorating an anthro elkโ€™s antlers with garlands and christmas tree ornaments. The deer is reading and trying to ignore the mongoose.

WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. elk ry + mongoose valence (who i kind of shelved which i feel bad about)

25.12.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 324    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

25.12.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2395    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Happy Christmas and best of the season to you, my friends. Hope you're having a lovely day however and whether you celebrate <3

25.12.2024 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1259    ๐Ÿ” 249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
A totally normal Santa who isnโ€™t three kobolds in a Santa coat

A totally normal Santa who isnโ€™t three kobolds in a Santa coat

merr chrismas

24.12.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1121    ๐Ÿ” 388    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a red original Mini Cooper parked between two Tesla Cybertrucks

a red original Mini Cooper parked between two Tesla Cybertrucks

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

23.12.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7872    ๐Ÿ” 1193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
Comic: Telescope Types. Prime focus, Herschelian, Newtonian, Galilean, Keplerian, Gregorian, Cassegrain, Cardboard tube, Kaleido, Liquid Mirror, Narcissism, Gravitational, Geological [arrow points to piece with label โ€œTV playing THE CORE (2003).โ€

Comic: Telescope Types. Prime focus, Herschelian, Newtonian, Galilean, Keplerian, Gregorian, Cassegrain, Cardboard tube, Kaleido, Liquid Mirror, Narcissism, Gravitational, Geological [arrow points to piece with label โ€œTV playing THE CORE (2003).โ€

Telescope Types

xkcd.com/3182/

22.12.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3016    ๐Ÿ” 372    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

el turrรณn duro es una psy-op hecha por los dentistas para vender mรกs dientes

24.12.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.12.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3634    ๐Ÿ” 1799    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

No sรฉ quiรฉn es el imbรฉcil del Gobierno de Canarias que se cree que por ahorrarse cuatro perras haciendo las campaรฑas publicitarias con IA es la hostia, pero viendo su concepto de "calidad" me hace defender que a veces despedir funcionarios *sรญ* es la soluciรณn.

23.12.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting

20.12.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5969    ๐Ÿ” 2802    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Comic. [Equation [rjf = 2GM / (4.5 m/s)2] with small drawing showing a circle with the radius delineated. On top of the circle there is an arc showing a small frog jumping and landing with RIBBIT and PLOP sound effects.] [caption] More practically useful than the Schwarzschild radius, the *Jumping Frog Radius* is the radius at which an objectโ€™s gravitational pull is so strong that even a champion jumping frog canโ€™t escape.

Comic. [Equation [rjf = 2GM / (4.5 m/s)2] with small drawing showing a circle with the radius delineated. On top of the circle there is an arc showing a small frog jumping and landing with RIBBIT and PLOP sound effects.] [caption] More practically useful than the Schwarzschild radius, the *Jumping Frog Radius* is the radius at which an objectโ€™s gravitational pull is so strong that even a champion jumping frog canโ€™t escape.

Jumping Frog Radius

xkcd.com/3181/

18.12.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1703    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Visual effects practice from 2021  (fire, water, wind, electricity, plants, light and shadows)

Visual effects practice from 2021 (fire, water, wind, electricity, plants, light and shadows)

Some effects practice I made back in 2021 ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ

[ #art ]

18.12.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 310    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dejadnos beber el granizado que multiplica la posibilidad de vida

17.12.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

En fin, objetivos para 2026.
- que me la sude todo
- ir al gimnasio
- sacarme el carnรฉ
- mandar a todos a la mierda

18.12.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Estoy harto de tener (y que otros tengan) la expectativa de tener que mejorar, de tener que aprender. De que si no estoy mejorando, me estoy hundiendo.

ยฟPor quรฉ no puedo ser un gilipollas mediocre y ya?

18.12.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me he dado cuenta de que estoy personal y profundamente *harto* de tener que mejorar.

Todo tiene que ser una experiencia de aprendizaje. Todo tiene que ser una oportunidad de autorreflexiรณn para ver en quรฉ tengo este me mejorar, y me siento asรญ en absolutamente cualquier situaciรณn.

18.12.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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