matt walsh

Meet your new DHS spokesman.

Actually, if racist MAGA boomers thought America was only white people again they'd probably go back to hating the Irish and Italians.

The Architect was right, people will only accept negative fake realities.

Maybe then they'll leave the rest of us the fuck alone because they finally have their lolli.

The lack of stories about that and inflation impacts on regular people is DEAFENING

So much AI slop out there trying to convince MAGA voters that big cities are burning down and engulfed in riots. Here's my business idea: AI slop that convinces old white boomers that America is only white people again.

Between this and the 5000% price reductions, there's so much fodder to ask Karoline if her boss is a fucking turnip or can should be in a senior home eating pudding all day, but They. Just. Won't. Do. It.

I feel like a Republican in the 90s, losing my fucking mind feeling that the media is so blatantly one-sided and won't call out obvious bullshit. But this time, it actually is!

Not if, when.

Behold, the median voter in all their glory.

Guy can barely walk a straight line, keep his head up, keep his eyes open, or form a complete sentence without slurring. Probably has never done 30 minutes of cardio in his life. But he's definitely in peak physical health.

Nobel committee itself deserves an award for being one of the first elite institutions this year to not give Donny what he wanted in hopes he'd leave them alone.

The good news is that our president isn't a maladjusted toddler, so he's going to take this disappointment very well.

He can only remember one insult per person

Republicans lied about restoring DC's $1.1B cut in a future vote. Why would Democrats trust them now on this?

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances It reads: "This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM" The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

All this human suffering to save a rounding error on the budget. Absolute evil incarnate.

Department of Insecurity right here

Abbott would be losing his mind if Pritzker were sending NG troops to Texas, but he's either too stupid or too malicious to acknowledge the contradiction.

As we all know, you just say the words "Article 2 power" and wish into existence whatever you want to be.

It'll be very revealing if he disappears at the end of October too.

They are also blissfully ignorant that MAGA voters live in blue states too and work the jobs they are trying to kill.

If the hackers can get money from our salesforce data then I would like to hire them to our sales team.

This is easily one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on bluesky.

It's all contained in Truth Social DMs.

God willing, ICE agents one day will fear their association being discovered the same way SS officers had to bury their uniforms in the backyard.

We're absolutely going to hit a point in this presidency where we only see Trump in prerecorded videos, and we'll have no clue if he's alive or not.

If not dying, why dying shaped?

"We are all domestic terrorists"

Why is it not the most important story in this country that the president is detached from reality and self-evidently too old to do his fucking job? (I know why)

For my sanity, I have to believe the normies will be utterly repulsed by how deranged/detached from reality Trump and his admin has been on social media and that they will ultimately pay at the ballot box for it.