having a beer, watching the Olympics: yeah I just simply would not have done it like that
13.02.2026 21:57 β π 37 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
13.02.2026 22:00 β π 1120 π 135 π¬ 37 π 13
A dash indicator message that says βdepress brake pedal to start vehicleβ
*explains current events to brake pedal*
13.02.2026 19:30 β π 57 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0
Curling doesn't necessarily have to be just a winter sport.
12.02.2026 22:22 β π 909 π 214 π¬ 11 π 19
Gotta stick the *s on it to note the idiot typo, I am excitedly watching skeleton luge
13.02.2026 00:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They should have *not* cancelled this show!!! I will die mad
13.02.2026 00:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Matthew Rhys as Perry Mason
Thinking about him
13.02.2026 00:41 β π 71 π 8 π¬ 1 π 3
Castlevania: *signs up for a Bluesky account*
13.02.2026 00:03 β π 556 π 39 π¬ 19 π 0
counterpoint: western civilisation cannot be saved
12.02.2026 22:53 β π 365 π 44 π¬ 40 π 2
Still from the television show the venture bros showing Dr. Orpheus covered in cays while grinning. Text reads "they smell my cat!"
12.02.2026 22:56 β π 27 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1
Dermot Fictel from Venture Brothers. The poster for a pathetic teenager who boasts about how tough & dangerous they are.
"I have a WW1 trench knife embedded in my bedroom wall just in case. 1917 edition. More useful than a gun in close quarters."
12.02.2026 14:42 β π 501 π 113 π¬ 16 π 9
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
12.02.2026 19:19 β π 4752 π 1728 π¬ 75 π 164
the purpose of a girlfriend is to squeeze her like a tube of toothpaste and when you're not doing that to be thinking about doing that
12.02.2026 20:49 β π 34 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
12.02.2026 21:00 β π 3704 π 401 π¬ 80 π 26
I've just reviewed my 51st Sticky Toffee Pudding. But what did it get out of 10?
12.02.2026 20:45 β π 340 π 60 π¬ 28 π 36
They can't admit to keeping a database because then if they shoot and kill someone the database will make it look premeditated
12.02.2026 18:22 β π 102 π 22 π¬ 2 π 1
idk how to rebuild society for this but i don't think people should be allowed to talk like this without it going very poorly for them
12.02.2026 14:41 β π 4987 π 800 π¬ 89 π 30
Is $5 rotisserie chicken the new avocado toast? I sat down with 6 truckers at a diner in Des Moines to learn what Real Americans think
12.02.2026 15:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ah yes, the height of culinary luxury...the $5 rotisserie chicken
12.02.2026 15:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
they know they are monsters, and know they deserve to be punished
12.02.2026 14:51 β π 103 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
DISTRICT OF MINNESOTA
V.H.A., K.A., H.D., D. Doe, M. Doe, on behalf of themselves and others similarly situated, and THE ADVOCATES FOR HUMAN RIGHTS,
Plaintiff-Petitioner and Plaintiffs,
Case No.: 0:26-cv-417-JRT-DLM
V.
PAMELA BONDI, in her official capacity as Attorney General of the United States, et al.,
Defendants-Respondents.
LAW DORK'S EXPEDITED MOTION TO INTERVENE AND TO REQUEST GREATER PUBLIC ACCESS
Law Dork went to court on Tuesday to protect the public's interest in court and government information. Thanks, @publicjustice.bsky.social, for supporting court transparency.
Read more about the refugee case and what we're asking for here at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/opening-up...
12.02.2026 14:53 β π 190 π 48 π¬ 1 π 0
12.02.2026 03:02 β π 1342 π 311 π¬ 16 π 8
YouTube video by Rob Sheridan
NIN + Gary Numan: "Metal" / "Cars" Live in London 2009, Single-Shot On-Stage Video by Rob Sheridan
In London 2009, Gary Numan made a surprise appearance with NIN to play Numan's "Metal" & "Cars." I filmed it in one unbroken shot from the middle of the stage with a handheld DSLR.
Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):
12.02.2026 02:54 β π 1022 π 246 π¬ 43 π 19
New Wilhelm scream
12.02.2026 02:26 β π 222 π 78 π¬ 7 π 9
If I invented boobs, Iβd never stop taking about it. Iβd keep a picture of boobs in my wallet.
12.02.2026 00:00 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Y'all think God ever looks at titties
11.02.2026 23:58 β π 172 π 4 π¬ 20 π 9
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