sketchy doodle of sonic the hedgehog's head saying GASP on a scrap of paper

got stuck on hold with insurance for an hour today and doodled a smol sonic while i stood there

had to explain to a six year old that we don't reuse needles because if the first person was sick we could get the second person sick, and she said, with impeccable logic, "well why don't you just wash them?"

good question kiddo, but clean isn't sterile (and that idk if i could explain properly)

patient: "i want that vaccine and the flu shot."

...they're all vaccines sir, you're gonna have to be a little more specific

Wily Wyvern

it is three in the morning and i can't sleep because my brain keeps coming up with worse and worse reasons for my sick friend not to have responded to me the last couple of days

i have to be up in four hours for a meeting brain please

An email notice reading "FINAL FANTASY XIV Housing Automatic Demolition Notice"

ANYTHING BUT THE HOUSE FFXIV

*frantically logs in and teleports over*

"What a fucking joke! Amazon doesn't close for lunch."

sir i must apologize for not being an automated website that doesn't need food but i'm afraid i can't really change that

meat dpt found 4000$ worth of 2023 covid vaccine just

just sitting in their freezer

rip

overheard the repair guy on my lunch break: "did you guys break the stupid door again? i will /have a stroke/ if that's what this is" (it was not dw)

apparently i wasn't the only one annoyed by The Bathroom Door saga 🤣

Some tips I’ve learned painting colorful skies …

HALLELUJAH they finally fixed the bathroom door

picture of the edge of a bathroom door with a wire strung through the screw holes for a handle, with a tangled metal knot sticking out of the other side

*squints distrustfully at the "door handle" someone added to "fix" the bathroom door*

well. if the employee bathroom isn't useable, that just leaves the public bathrooms.

maybe i can just, y'know, hold it

so apparently the employee bathroom no longer has a door handle, which i only found out AFTER i went inside and got stuck for half an hour

a black dog on a leash next to a carrier with two guinea pigs in it on a bench in a vet waiting room with a person nearby

A closeup of a white and brown guinea pig's paw, with one middle finger having grown two claws that curl into each other, for a total of five

vet time! poor rascal hates cars and of course threw up on me on the way to his annual checkup, and then marshmallow is a special girl with a special paw and has to have her claws trimmed with special clippers every few months

posted a new chapter of my little genshin fanfic this morning in case anyone's watching my account for that o7
archiveofourown.org/works/452394...

Legend of Zelda fan art. BOTW link and Zelda and dancing in front of a mirror whose reflection shows multiple iterations of other Zelda’s and links dancing together in the background.

A dance that never ends #loz

"The one thing I need to do today" represented by a single Tetris block that needs to drop into a very obvious gap at 9am; at 5pm it's evident that single block has been very badly dropped into the wrong spot.

Sigh.

one guinea pig entirely buried in a fluffy brown donut with only her face sticking out, and the other sitting by the side looking curiously at the camera

sadly the new toy is only big enough for one pig at a time

might have to get another one lol

day 1 of vacation: wake up with migraine. meds kick in just as internet goes out.

regret that drafts are on google docs right now intensifies.

better luck tomorrow, i guess.

and then the power went out

i shouldn't have said anything yesterday because today the robot crashed in defiance of my sarcasm

i love it when the computers go down in the middle of the after-work rush

I have a catboy bias, especially for @macicat.bsky.social
#lofiartparty

managed to sign "have a good day" correctly at our one deaf patient today and i'm feeling accomplished

That struggle of posting art online.

the back of a plain silver combination lock, decorated with a pattern of green vines and red flowers on a starry blue sky

we got our lockers back and i had to buy a new lock, so i decided i might as well do something pretty to cover up the combination code ✨️

GUESS WHO CALLED OUT SICK

I AM SO SURPRISED

THIS IS MY SURPRISED FACE

In the time I've been working here, I'd given one (1) singular MMR vaccine before.

We did at least fifteen measles shots this week, and while it's good people are taking steps to protect themselves, I hate that we've gotten to the point that it's necessary.

a picture of a purple jelly belly packet by a stapler that says Thank You!

a thank you jelly belly from a patient day is always a good day