I still haven’t found much of a community here but I do appreciate that it isn’t a cesspool like X, Threads, Facebook, basically everything else now…I’m still hopeful 🤞

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If Trump wants to prove that he’s not in the Epstein files, he could just…release the Epstein files? Oh wait…

Why is Joe Rogan on BlueSky, isn’t BlueSky kind of for the anti-Joe Rogan crowd?

Also the last time I posted I was feeling v down about comedy but I have since killed at an amazing abortion benefit show and been asked to do another show I’ve kind of been dying to be asked to do 🫡

Threads seems to be as much of a cesspool as twitter, but without the p0rn…

I just want to be a robot with my aggression cranked all the way up.

Roughly a week ago, I was assaulted by someone I’ve known and trusted for 20+ years. I considered him my person for so long. And he called me toxic and blamed me for his bad decisions. He’s the person who pushed me to start comedy. This scene has hurt me so much, it doesn’t even feel worth it.

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I miss feeling like I have friends in the scene/the last few times I’ve been onstage have been super mid and discouraging/I’m just not having a good time anymore ☹️🫠 Maybe my watch has ended.

She’s booked again 💅

Just gonna post this everywhere

A 40-day Target boycott starts today. It couldn’t come at a worse time for the company | CNN Business Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.

Posted by @attorneycrump.bsky.social:

“Target, once a corporate leader in DEI, now faces a 40-day boycott led by Rev. Jamal Bryant after scaling back its diversity efforts. The retailer currently faces declining sales, tariff pressures, and customer visits dropping more than rival competitors.”

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I’ve had a hard time getting into my BlueSky groove, but the Boast Rattle was the tits. I beat the pants off this guy at being nice. No March shows but I think I’m hosting the open mic next week? 🥴🤷‍♀️

My final comedy thing of February is a Boast Rattle/anti-roast at the Sydney in Benson this Saturday! 9 pm! $10! Amazing lineup and the audience votes for the winners!

Tonight!! I’m beefin’ at the Backline again, it’s gonna be great 🔪

Trying to find the right balance between posting about the end times and the fall of democracy in the United States, and you know, comedy stuff and silly lighthearted reels 🤦‍♀️

Real.

Remember when America had friends?

Like a month ago?

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist

Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

Valentine’s Day, 9:30 pm at the Backline!

Added a couple shows!

Doing something positive for morale

I do not feel like I’m doing anything right at the moment. Not on social media, not with comedy, not as a parent, not at work…not looking for advice or sympathy, but I would like to do a The Holiday and trade lives 🫠

February shows, y’all 🫶

lol, there’s nothing wrong with it, I just don’t know where they’re getting their information. Also I’m painfully, unfortunately, not by choice, attracted to men 😩

Why does everyone think I’m a lesbian who’s bad at geography?? I have some self-reflecting to do 🥴🤷‍♀️

Stephen King was kicked off of the bird web site for referring to Elon as the First Lady, am I important enough to get kicked off of Instagram for calling Trump a stupid bitch? Probs not but I feel good about it.