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@middlerage.bsky.social

Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.

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Gross.
We call you PIGGY!

09.12.2025 14:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No he’s NOT!
Putin is a monster!

09.12.2025 14:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who does he think is against him Voldemort???
You are the dark forces.

09.12.2025 13:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🙋‍♀️ Is he orange & stupid & smelly???

09.12.2025 13:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The police found what we all know— the woman is cray, cray on a good day. 🫠

09.12.2025 13:35 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LIE

09.12.2025 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can the rest of us get our money back too???

09.12.2025 13:26 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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More BS to distract from well… EVERYTHING 😮‍💨

09.12.2025 13:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s AFTER Trump went into office so he can STFU about inheriting shit!

09.12.2025 13:07 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What about Common Sense Gun laws??? 🤡

09.12.2025 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s doing ANYTHING he can to get them to buy our shit again & make money!

09.12.2025 13:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

But will she dodge a question about her lip filler?
Which is INSANE today.

09.12.2025 13:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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His supporters

09.12.2025 12:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure, LIE more!!! That’ll fix it! 🙄

09.12.2025 12:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah right! bsky.app/profile/midd...

09.12.2025 12:54 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is how he justifies a war with Mexico 🙄

09.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t wait until we wake up & don’t check the news immediately every morning because a Democrat is finally President again.

09.12.2025 12:44 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Convinced without Elon he would never have won.

09.12.2025 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember when Trump was a laughing stock for his 2020 election fraud theories, then he started getting charged & convicted of crimes, he even had a special prosecutor after him for 2 different federal cases.

Those were some good times. 😮‍💨

09.12.2025 03:11 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Till the money runs out. Which is soon.

09.12.2025 02:18 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

He somehow keeps breathing
Good people leave us every day
But the evil stays

09.12.2025 02:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Is he going to talk about sperm counts, baby penises & breastfeeding? If so count me in.

09.12.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we start fining Trump every time he insults a female reporter???
Then put that money into a fund for women’s health initiatives.

09.12.2025 00:25 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

You have no dicks

09.12.2025 00:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Note the typo too.

You mean CLINCH.

CLENCH is what you do while your cabinet kisses your ass.

08.12.2025 23:55 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

There’s also a typo. It says clench instead of clinch in the last line! Only the best people.

08.12.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But there’s no money for healthcare

08.12.2025 23:50 — 👍 63    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Explain the $12 Billion farmer bailout you announced today.

That’s not because of tariffs????

08.12.2025 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly!

08.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tariffs. He can’t get his usual shade any more!

08.12.2025 21:05 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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