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Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.

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16.02.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly Mar a Lago is there. Positive itโ€™s a portal to hell!

16.02.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was just a week ago tonight that MAGA was losing their shit about the Bad Bunny halftime show.
How quickly they move on to the next perceived wrong.

16.02.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know who could fill that stadium?
Bad Bunny! ๐Ÿคฃ

16.02.2026 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You killed the Kennedy Center, you POS!

16.02.2026 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about how much happier & better off things would be if Kamala had won & then I smack myself in the face for ever believing America would elect a woman as President.

16.02.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Frat Boy Fascism is turning out to be as obnoxious & violent as youโ€™d expect.

16.02.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Homan on Gov.
Walz and Mayor Frey:
"They ought to be saying
'thank you.'"

Tom Homan on Gov. Walz and Mayor Frey: "They ought to be saying 'thank you.'"

Like Zelenskyy????

You invaded them, just like Putin invaded Russia.

Shove your โ€˜thank youโ€™ up you ass!

15.02.2026 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Fuck this guy! You canโ€™t pretend to care now!!!!

16.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Florida is a terrible place bsky.app/profile/midd...

16.02.2026 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People warehouses reminds me of the temporary morgues during Covid.
Refrigerated trucks filled with dead Americans.
Trump is nothing if not consistent in his disregard for human life.

16.02.2026 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People warehouses.

16.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2026 America. Where Governors are warning us about an impending Holocaust.

16.02.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Presidentโ€™s Day eve remember if you want to ensure you receive a new President, fucking VOTE next time ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

16.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s how much they were paid to talk about the stock market instead of the Epstein Files.

15.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Presidents Day wish is for Obama to come back. ๐Ÿ’™

15.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monsters! bsky.app/profile/midd...

15.02.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly.

15.02.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump didnโ€™t post about Melania once yesterday.

How do you think they keep the spark alive? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

15.02.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why is White Supremacy always sought by men who look like Quasimodo?

Nothing supreme about it!

15.02.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Presidents Day wish is for him to come back. ๐Ÿ’™

15.02.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg. Please be our President again! We need you. ๐Ÿ’™

15.02.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

15.02.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White Supremacy is always sought by men who look like Quasimodo.

15.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does this mean? For us slow folks ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

15.02.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was reminded that the hanging chad debacle which cost Gore the Presidency occurred in Palm Beach.
Thereโ€™s something about that place.

15.02.2026 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

not my President! โœŠ bsky.app/profile/midd...

15.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or ya know a hotter place!

15.02.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GET HIM!

15.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly. he should have. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

15.02.2026 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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