Jim29Palms

Quiet, piggy.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
– FDR

"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK

“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama

"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at his nose and saying hi im an idiot . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at his nose and saying hi im an idiot .

Trump's Smith Indictment error:

When Jack Smith enters court, the judge will ask for ALL material pertaining to said investigation.

Jack Smith will - under order of the court - provide all material that the Trump Administration ordered him not to disclose. Under Oath. By Law.

Have a great day.

The new decor at the White House looks like it was generated by AI in response to the request: "What would his house look like if the tackiest man in the world won the lottery?"

A screenshot of two social media posts. The first is from Gavin Newsom, who writes, “We just did.” The second is from the official White House account, saying “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” followed by an image of the United States flag.

I found it easier to understand Speake Mike Johnson once I realized he's not just a "flawed Christian."

He is the new Roy Cohn, another duplicitous closet case always eager to advance the agendas of genuinely awful people.

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

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Are the goofy dump-the-speaker rules still in effect in the house of representatives? Greene and Massie could put a scare in that clueless twerp Johnson.

And Cheeto Boy and Piss-Drunk Pete want to close the 5 through Camp Pendleton. Can you say total gridlock? Course you can.

Listening to the post by Graham Platner from Maine, I get the impression that Susan Collins is dead meat on a stick.

Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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By impeaching Trump and processing the pedophiles in the Epstein blackmail video files, the American people will fulfill their duty to protect their children. Full Stop.

One of the highlights of a trip to Dayton to see the Air Force Museum is lunch at Skyline Chili.

Post by Gavin Newsom

Omg lol

Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham

Trump Renames White House Fridge Department Of Ham https://theonion.com/trump-renames-white-house-fridge-department-of-ham/

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Portland, Maine crowd as Democratic US Senate candidate Graham Platner takes the stage today.

German Chancellor: Ukrainian capitulation means “tomorrow we’re next” German Chancellor Friedrich Merz cautioned that Ukrainian surrender would create a cascade of Russian attacks on neighboring countries, ultimately reaching Germany,

German Chancellor: Ukrainian capitulation means "tomorrow we're next"

Friedrich Merz cautioned that Ukrainian surrender would create a cascade of Russian attacks on neighboring countries, ultimately reaching Germany
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RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS:

If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.

But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.

Trump Angry Not A Single Visiting European Leader Wearing Lederhosen, Tiny Hat
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...

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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.