JOS 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸

Fairly dead here LOI wise, funny enough I just opened the app now to see if there was anything interesting whilst I consider deleting it

Still can’t hack Twitter though just so so many ads and the comments sections are bot-filled cesspits

He played very well last year definitely one of our best and most creative players and he still does has a lot of talent, but from game 1 this year his attitude has been dreadful. I don’t think there’ll be many fans who’d be sad to see him leave whether it’s to England or elsewhere in the LOI

@loicentral.bsky.social Conor Malley has been left out of Sligo Rovers’ side due to what I’ll briefly describe as a very poor attitude/work ethic. We have other players in the first team (Senior and academy) who have shown that they deserve their place and have earned it through their performances

I highly doubt that. The anti-ice/hydraulic switch mistake is a very easy one to make given the location of the switches even when fully 100% rested, whereas there isn’t really any reason for a pilot’s hand to be below the thrust levers at any stage of flight never mind just after rotation

I'm gonna start spreading real science in the style of fake news and maybe it'll get more traction.

"What they DON'T want you to know! The mitochondria IS the powerhouse of the cell! 😱"

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Opinion | Elon Musk’s Legacy Is Disease, Starvation and Death

From @nytopinion.nytimes.com:

Elon Musk “apparently did not anticipate that it would be bad PR for the world’s richest man to take food and medicine from the world’s poorest children,” our columnist Michelle Goldberg writes.

Complete and open disregard for international law.

No sanctions.

How many seconds into the show will Jonny crown Shams as champions? 10? 60? I can’t see the 5 minute mark being passed

Who had a smaller budget than Cork? Sligo or Drogheda?

It's the same with the 'we need OUR journalists in Gaza' line. Sure, absolutely, international media should have access - the world needs to know what's happening... but there are thousands of Palestinian media ops who are in there.

Literally hundreds of them were killed. They're doing journalism.

It’s apparently still controversial to speak out on Gaza in many parts of the western world.

In years to come, I feel it will be seen as controversial not to have spoken about it or made it central to civic, social, media and political discourse.

When the FOOTBALL CLICHES pod met.... Rudi Voller

Full episode ➡️ pod.fo/e/2d22fd

pass the occupied territories bill

apologise for your participation in an Israeli propoganda photo shoot

demand the EU withdraw from the association agreement with Israel

stop weapons transfers to Israel using Irish airspace

25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink

132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

Human consciousness was an evolutionary mistake 👍

Tallaght is not a fun place to visit

A Tetris high score board in an airplane seat’s version shows scores for Forty Lines mode. The first seven slots belong to the poster, and the last belongs to RickyP.

A Tetris high score board in an airplane seat’s version shows scores for Ultra mode. The first seven slots belong to the poster, and the last belongs to RickyP.

But it was not enough to embarrass you. I wanted to fucking humiliate your ass. So I went into the other two available modes and beat your high scores 7 times so that the leaderboard now looks like this. I didn’t do all 8 because I want people to see that you failed. I own these skies, FUCK you.

@footballcliches.bsky.social Virgin Media commentator for Sligo Rovers v Drogheda United just remarked that “Two thirds of The Showgrounds’ pitch now bathed in shadow”, is a shadow something you can bathe in? Can’t imagine there’s many examples where you could use that in a football context

Flew to Barcelona today and this was the approach transition, good afternoon @rubot.ie hope all is well with Dundalk FC

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

@niallc94.bsky.social There’s far away from home, and then there’s whatever this is

Thanks for reminding me of the existence of Birdhouse In Your Soul

Breaking: Tainiste Simon Harris has now demanded They Might Be Giants clarify their stance on the Ottoman Empire.

Ah belter, shame about it being a kip. Safe travels sure

Class, I have that one too but unfortunately no space on the lanyard. Shoutout to BORST

Not a question but fair play to the big Rovers contingent who travelled all the way to Waterford for a long-awaited win. I did it last year when we lost 4-1 and it was one of the longest drives home of my life - Ended up snapping at a drunk mate who wouldn’t shut up even at Carrick-On-Shannon at 1AM

I’ll take my chances and say I’d prefer that to having Antonio Lobato shouting at me every time I sit down for dinner asking me if I want to know how much my car is worth. Are these M&Ms ads skippable after 5 seconds?

“Has anybody ever signed more TOSH then Ten Haag?” is made 100x more hilarious than it already is by seeing him sat forward looking like he’s at a house party at 4AM