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Jeremy Aber 🍉

@fmonk.bsky.social

That's that good sugary trash like a big boy likes. Former Kansan, current Tennessean. Another chump in higher ed. Proud union member.

282 Followers  |  248 Following  |  193 Posts  |  Joined: 18.07.2023  |  2.2055

Latest posts by fmonk.bsky.social on Bluesky

FYI this is what you do when your business is great and you are very liquid and creditworthy

06.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 2378    🔁 438    💬 44    📌 11
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Gus is not sure about the pinball machine!

06.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
At Byrna, We Don't Sell Bananas
YouTube video by Byrna At Byrna, We Don't Sell Bananas

This is one of the ads I saw. I think I smell burnt toast.

05.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

05.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 9719    🔁 1559    💬 69    📌 63

I just saw an ad where people hold a banana and talk about how it's a 'less lethal' self defense weapon that fires projectiles with pepper spray. What the fuck is going on? Also, Andrew Cuomo lost lol

05.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

05.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 18605    🔁 4863    💬 224    📌 190

dersh wordlessly rising from his armchair and retreating to his study to call the booking producer for good morning america

05.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Read the whole thread, these are wonderful!

31.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm voting 4

22.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you could probably get yourself aggressively prosecuted on antifa charges if you made a piece of protest art depicting the president in a crown flying around spraying shit all over these united states and he just ... tweeted it out

19.10.2025 04:49 — 👍 555    🔁 44    💬 6    📌 3

i would hope you hear more and more elected officials pointing out that "trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him" because trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him

19.10.2025 03:30 — 👍 1398    🔁 220    💬 14    📌 9
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"For a strategic snack, try a Banana. The inside portion my be eaten, and your enemy may slip on the peel, causing him injury. And if it is first chilled, it is a Sweet Treat To Beat The Heat."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

18.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
8 bit Che Guevara

8 bit Che Guevara

GUERILLA WAR
SNK 1989
NES

17.03.2025 23:30 — 👍 470    🔁 106    💬 9    📌 12
Vehicles waiting at a red light in the road. A large black Ford truck is centered in the photo

Vehicles waiting at a red light in the road. A large black Ford truck is centered in the photo

A closer view of the black truck from the previous photo. There is white lettering on the rear window.

A closer view of the black truck from the previous photo. There is white lettering on the rear window.

Zoomed in view of the lettering in the rear window of the black truck. It reads "Ask me about my Ham Radio Club"

Zoomed in view of the lettering in the rear window of the black truck. It reads "Ask me about my Ham Radio Club"

Computer, enhance!

Oh! Uh, I... I think I'm ok without asking.

18.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wrong. There is a third pill. And it's being a true hater. I will never ever use AI or "learn how to use it" and will say it sucks forever.

17.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 158    🔁 22    💬 4    📌 0

My opinion is that if AI is transformational to your work it was not very good before. I'm not talking about finding it useful occasionally - the claim is transformational.

17.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 263    🔁 13    💬 7    📌 0

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

16.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 15273    🔁 5422    💬 115    📌 104

The only realistic end result of any of this is to just gut out the creative class entirely, for the benefit of the people in the c-suite.

You're not going to get to come onboard because you understand how to press the button. They know how to press the button too.

17.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 65    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1
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Funniest McDonald's collab of all time

15.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 293    🔁 52    💬 6    📌 3

“sir, the hut has been out-pizza’d”

14.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 170    🔁 40    💬 1    📌 1
Shelf at the liquor store with cans of Jepson's Malort Spritz

Shelf at the liquor store with cans of Jepson's Malort Spritz

Should I get this or what?

14.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to imagine the guy who owns this and all I'm coming up with is that whoever they are, they are most assuredly deeply annoying and embarrassing to be around.

05.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The rear end of a Tesla Cybertruck parked in front of a bakery that is in what used to be a residential house. The Tesla hilariously has a personalized license plate that reads "THXELON". Naturally, this is all taking place in Nashville.

The rear end of a Tesla Cybertruck parked in front of a bakery that is in what used to be a residential house. The Tesla hilariously has a personalized license plate that reads "THXELON". Naturally, this is all taking place in Nashville.

Some idiot left the dumpster in front of the shop instead of out back!

05.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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as a neurodivergent & also weird kid school was hell for me, though these days I struggle to remember the names of all the teachers who bullied me. But the three that treated me like a person have never left me. Now more than ever, I hope you all try your best to stay unsquishable!

03.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 6091    🔁 1686    💬 69    📌 44
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We’ve got a brand new batch of stickers made by our good friends @fmonk.bsky.social and @sleepy-mir.bsky.social These will be exclusively for our patrons at the $1 level or above. All you have to do is be subscribed during the month of October.

Go to patreon.com/flashback64 to sign up!

01.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 12    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 4

Yeah, I switched to a different controller that is less worn overall, and while the bumpers feel a bit more clicky and less mushy, they still don't feel great :/ I have some replacement parts on the way for the broken one too, maybe it'll feel better with new bumpers and triggers?

23.09.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Xbox One controller on a wooden table in front of a computer keyboard. The right bumper button is broken and the controller interior is exposed where the plastic button used to be.

Xbox One controller on a wooden table in front of a computer keyboard. The right bumper button is broken and the controller interior is exposed where the plastic button used to be.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 got me parrying so hard I broke my Xbox One controller 😲 (I was attempting to fight Grosse Tete)

23.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.09.2025 12:03 — 👍 138    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 1

Billionaire: I invented a machine to encapsulate all knowledge and give us the answers to life the universe and everything
Omniscient machine: Good news it turns out basic morality is objectively right and good
B: hmmm needs adjusting. I'm putting Hitler Wifebeater McKlukluxklan in charge of that

14.08.2025 14:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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