cindy

All-fucking-timer white guy off the street acting here

In less than 24 hours, you've helped us offset nearly 30% of our lost revenue, and given us our single best subscription day in 12+ years (and a way to see the light at the end of the tunnel).

We're not even sure what to say except, humbly: thank you thank you thank you.

Blorpgaboo…scarbly
hoplglorp…scarbly
garzorp…scarbly

my drafts

guys can we collectively curse the dental students who kept cancelling my appointments last minute

having car problems atm. im getting paid this week but my paycheck's going to be pretty small bc i was on vacation 😭 my shop is still open and im still selling prints if u feel like helping me out in any way..

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crying because boomhauer loves hank so much

the kids are diagnosing me

oomf unpacked my non sequitur about being the modern beavis and butthead of our time that was scary it could happen to you

Computer, make the head larger

no parallel play,,,LOOK AT ME

June Pride Month Special: Pride Flags Commission available on Ko-fi.com

5 more days before the discounted price disappears! Thank you to everyone who has supported me thus far, it means so much! Will close all commissions, including sensory charms, indefinitely after July, fyi!

#pridemonth #indigenousbeader #beading #indigenousartist

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tell them to put it in the fridgr

help them……

this is what i visualized when i said id make a dangerous gibbon

got directly called out by my uni professor’s substack to start writing again

i think id be really dangerous as a gibbon

if i was a monkey i don’t think it would take long for me to hurt people

they should make ALL novels crinkly like those toddler books

caught her on the couch with the remote in hand plus a rock from outside can someone photoshop her a beer

the friendslut episode of adults is one of the funniest things ive ever watched

< multitudes > now available on my shop!!

3-color print: fluo. pink, yellow, and blue
approx. 7x10 in.
1st batch of 32
all signed and numbered
printed at soft spots riso

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i need to eat focaccia raw

Me playing among us: whoevers nicest to me couldnt possibly be the imposter…

i was there…

everyone you hate is gonna be there btw

heart warmed at the concept of oomf sitting beside the rizzler at a film screening and answering all of his questions about the film