Toni.!

Melffy Catty EARTH / Beast / Effect • Level 2 • ATK: 200 / DEF: 200 If your opponent Normal or Special Summons a monster(s) (except during the Damage Step), or if an opponent's monster targets this card for an attack: You can return this card to the hand, then you can add 1 Beast monster from your Deck to your hand, except "Melffy Catty". During your End Phase: You can Special Summon this card from your hand. You can only use each effect of "Melffy Catty" once per turn.

Melffy Catty

a comic with a bunny and a very high dog the bunny (susie) says: Are we yuri? the dog (bitch) replies: Nah, this is a Western Cartoon Plus i think we're like in a long-term situationship susie says: Cool ill tell my mom bitch thinks: himejoshi mom? Sick

Libra from "Elden Ring: Nightreign"

You drive me craaazyyy

#nightreign

The pokemon scolipede, facing forward and looking at the viewer.

The pokemon scolipede, facing away from the viewer but looking back at them.

Best buggie! 🐛

[ #myart #furry #furryart #pokemon ]

Lifeless Leaffish WATER / Fish / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1500 / DEF: 1600 When this card is Summoned: You can send 1 Fish monster from your Deck to the GY, except "Lifeless Leaffish". You can banish this card from your GY, then target 3 Fish monsters in your GY; shuffle those monsters into your Deck, then draw 1 card. You can only use each effect of "Lifeless Leaffish" once per turn.

Lifeless Leaffish

is anyone else experiencing psychic tortures rn

I'm the guy at the maltesers factory who makes sure there's at least one in every bag that doesn't crunch right

Shinji looking at Kaworu by the water

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 24
The Last Cometh
The Beginning and the End, or "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

Gay guys are like "this is my boyfriend I love it when he doesn't shower" and straight girls are like "this is my boyfriend I love his chinstrap beard"

"Did those parasitic YouTubers poison the well of our beloved Spider-Man set before you got a chance to form your own opinion?? Let us know who we can blame - over any internal factors - during our next shareholder meeting!"

Every new good creature being Legendary is getting so tiresome

EoE story hits that sweet spot of sci-fi stories I like by being both about a large scale galactic conflict with pages of lore and faction worldbuilding, as well as a story about a bunch of down-on-their-luck idiots who find a magic rock, and I think that's beautiful.

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

I fear I may have finally cracked the case.

neon geon evangelion

Ghost Sister & Spooky Dogwood WATER / Zombie / Tuner / Effect • Level 3 • ATK: 0 / DEF: 1800 During either turn, except the End Phase (Quick Effect): You can discard this card; apply this effect this turn. You can only use this effect of "Ghost Sister & Spooky Dogwood" once per turn. ● Each time your opponent Special Summons an Effect Monster(s) during the Main Phase or Battle Phase, you gain LP equal to that monster's ATK. If you did not gain LP by this effect, your LP are halved during the End Phase.

Ghost Sister & Spooky Dogwood

Nominative determinism disbelievers be like 😮

Between Tarkir: Dragonstorm and the upcoming Lorwyn Eclipsed, I feel that the decision to not package sets as blocks is doing a disservice to the game overall. Speaking for myself I wish these sets had more time to breathe/explore their worlds. This is tied to UB but not entirely UB's doing.

nominative determinism disbelievers when the when the

Spectrum Sentinel {1} Artifact Creature — Soldier Protection from multicolored (This creature can’t be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything multicolored.) Whenever a nonbasic land an opponent controls enters, you gain 1 life. 1/2 Illustrated by Olivier Bernard

Been into this card for commander. If your deck cares about 1 drops, lifegain, artifacts or has equipment this thing has very reasonable evasion/protection to supplement. The lifegain is really nice if you can get it out early.

Drew the Magic Mirror gang bc they definitely dont have enough fan art

@the-trinket-mage.bsky.social
@33elk.bsky.social
#art
#mtg
#drawing

We're going to print outside intellectual properties on Magic cards using reskins and silver borders. Wotc Actually, we'll print the outside properties in black border, but we'll also offer in-universe versions. Wotc Actually, we won't offer in-universe versions, but uB won't be legal in Standard. Wotc Actually, UB will be legal in Standard, but only half of the sets will be uB. Wotc Actually, there'll be four uB sets and three in-universe sets in 2026, but it'll be half and half in 2027. Wotc Don't you believe us? Wotc cardboard-crack.com

Promises #MTG

#birdbot

Halloween costumes ? 🎈😱 #somethingsoup

SHAW!!
Silksong is pretty fun guys :3

a simple drawing of two bird-cats, one red and one yellow. they are both facing away from each other with arms crossed. arrows point to both, labelling them "not on squawking terms".

#catcrumb