The Grey Brewer

What the fuck? Comparing perhaps the most criminal family in history to one guy having a fuck-up of a failson is a journalistic abortion. You suck.

The director of the film says it's a Christmas movie. That should be enough.

British Public Wrong Again, Surprising No One

No one asks, because it's obviously great. It's like asking if chocolate cake is a good dessert.

Lethal Weapon

Shane Black does not miss.

This is one of those arguments that I never start, but I will always end.

"Hey, Mr. GPT...can I call you Chat? I'm someone who's taken too seriously by people who (wrongly) consider themselves to be intellectuals. My writing shifts blame from the real culprits to whatever cloud old people happen to be yelling at. Parrot some of that back to me, I'll be very impressed."

That dead-eyed smile was the best they've got? How long before she goes full Noem?

I know I should wear a mask. But I also haven't been sick since I got COVID in 2021, and I have a very large beard that makes wearing a mask uncomfortable (and maybe less effective?). I don't know how to keep my rationalizations from superseding my memories of how bad COVID sucked.

In other news, sky continues to be blue.

When I want a fast food burger, In-N-Out is the very last place on my list.

You want me to dissect that bird more than she already has? Yikes.

It was. A joke. Almost as big a joke as that Thanksgiving spread.

Hence your comments!

It's amazing what Fox News has done to the brains of these people. I remember Thanksgiving in 2015 with my (Republican, but apparently sane) grandparents, talking about Trump's candidacy. Both frowned. My grandmother said, "Ugh. No." Then they both voted for him after falling into the MAGA hole.

Her name is Fulnecky? Makes sense. Can't spell it without "Flunky."

TDS, everyone. The real TDS, not the fake version conservatives project onto sane people, like they do everything in their supremacy-addled brains.

"I wouldn't care, but this now affects me personally, so I care a lot." - some fucking Republican

He seemed to embrace 2A pretty quickly, maybe assimilation isn't as difficult as Pee-Wee German makes it out to be.

You're right. I did. And like every other time I fried my Thanksgiving turkey, it went off without a hitch, because I'm not a dumbass.

skill issue.

Because it's delicious? Dunno what else to say. I fried my turkey today, and it turned out great. Quick cook, moist and delicious, left the oven open for everything else.

I deep fried my turkey today. It was delicious. Baking is nice too. Almost like different cooking methods produce different results. Crazy, huh?

Go away, troll. X is where you belong.

Oh cool.

Doing something about child rape?

Since we're hosting this year, a direct, firm yet calm, "Not in my house," should do the trick.

Holy Man Prefers One Imaginary Intelligence Over Another

What's bad is people acting like their preferences are objective truth. And then subjecting everyone to their terrible opinions.

How about no?

Wow, he's like the Elder Sign final boss of Douchey Facial Hair