Zebra Pig

Can someone tell me have Witchfest International released a schedule yet and we just can’t find it? Need to plan! #witchfest #witchfestinternational

This is such a tragic turn of events

I prefer it when I know nothing (which is most of the time) because then I can’t get annoyed.

Easy

The Labour government doing a good thing? Knock me down with a feather 🪶

!!!

I am in a group chat with literally two other people where we just talk about how much we love Ben Affleck. Invite Kevin Smith y/y

I’m doing it 😬 #iykyk

I don’t know if #knitsky is a thing but I’m accompanying my amazing mum who is a prolific knitter to a yarn show tomorrow! We are both wearing Stephen West shawls she knitted and I’m so proud.

Thank you god for Michael Sheen

I was definitely eh!

As it is now he is learning to drive they are cramming three cars into their very much two-car space which makes it difficult, but not impossible, to manoeuvre around to our house. Delivery drivers moan to us about it.

In a weird way I will be terrified when FS’s family move because it’s a devil you know situation. They’ve stopped blocking my drive which is really all I ask. A new person might do it again.

ALAS NO it’s the nice silent neighbours on the other side of him 🤨

I am also feeling totally chill and normal about new neighbours 🙀

Our neighbours are moving today and as you can imagine the dog is feeling very chill and normal about all the comings and goings.

Will you post to the UK if I pay for it?

I remember you looked so very hard for Your Dog

Fuck ANYONE. Your union is true and right and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

What is the best band ever to have existed and why is it Queen

Gluten-free life: you see an Asian dish on the menu. You scan the QR code for allergen advice. It says gluten free. Are they using tamari? Are they mistaken? Are they lying? …You order something else.

Also as a secret 20th thing: I still like to write out emojis :)

No encyclopaedia set and no shoulder boombox but everything else!

The good news is our #strangerthings rewatch was excellent and we are very excited for the final season. The bad news is there are more fireworks and the dog is currently hiding in the shower :(

Not me and @omnienby.bsky.social bickering because they started asking Alexa to do stuff over the top of Eddie playing Master of Puppets 🤣 #strangerthings

Miss Universe contestants stage walkout after organiser berates Miss Mexico Miss Mexico, Fatima Bosch, said Nawat Itsaragrisil was 'not respectful' at a pre-pageant ceremony on Tuesday

Bloody well done all these women standing up for their co-contestant. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Oh I loved it. Tom was wearing something insane which I hope he knitted.

I say this. I’m pretty sure I heard it on tv before I saw it on the internet.

Watson in Watford, how pleasing.

Played a fucking blinder! #thecelebritytraitors what a season. What a show.