Fletch

Something about Denver traffic, but it gets soooo terrible between daylight savings and Christmas.

As a cyclist man it’s bad, lots of close calls on tonight’s ride home.

mr mayor it is imperative: you need to let me hotbox one of these things at maximum elevation

Small Australian Shepherd hanging out a car window.

Look at this party dog.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Tacky!

If it was scoring I’d say fine. But I think the first PP might have a little more urgency if they knew they only had 60 seconds.

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

Dick Cheney is portrayed as a worried man sitting on a flaming rock, surrounded by playful devils holding a trident, a towel, and a bottle. A speech bubble reads, "We do not torture."

An obituary for Dick Cheney in one frame via @mattbors.bsky.social, and other Election Day comics!

www.inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

I CAN STILL SMELL THE MUSTARD, AND THE ONIONS

Fun day at Buff Creek yesterday

Unfairly maligned by the worst part of the fan base, she was wonderful.

Iowa has the worst-in-the-nation fertilizer contamination of drinking water, the fastest rising rates of new cancers, and a bunch of science showing these trends are likely linked.

Here’s an on-point thread re: the latest news on all that from a leading ag scholar at U of Iowa (and go follow her):

Sounds like someone who partied a little too hard over the weekend trying to hold it together on a Monday, as someone who used to party too hard.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

i hate it but you can't deny he's the funniest president we've ever had

Howwwwww is this happening?

Live at the Garden with @thekidmero.bsky.social

#NewYorkForever

Traditional Canadian pizza toppings right? ;)

@horbayj.bsky.social?

Someone on Instagram has just told me that they don't think bags of frozen mirepoix are sold in Canada. Canadians: can you confirm or deny? Like, frozen mirepoix (carrots, celery, onion mix) in a bag in the same section as the frozen peas, etc. Let me know if you buy it there so I can tell her. 🍽️🍜

nyc loves zohran

Make sure you cook it to 175 and you’ll be fine.

"I can't tell you what sights they showed me," Trump said after meeting with The Cenobites. "But I think a lot of people are gonna be very happy with what they showed me."

"The President can spend his time how he wants," Schumer cautioned. "But he should consider the kind of message he's sending"

Best costume tonight was a kid dressed up like tinned fish, the fancy kind. And her brother was aged Gouda.

THICCCC

@horbayj.bsky.social

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

oh god oh god oh god