Wyatt Beard

Going to try out one of the “import all your tweets to bluesky” things shortly, profuse apologies if I end up spamming your feed 😅!

hello sage of stars

I’m glad my friend Green Fae Britzman managed to avert a major catastrophe!

In what was already a historic week for bad news and omens of an increasingly grim future, the loss of Tony Todd is truly immense.

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what’s the best way to bait bots and chuds en masse so I can go on a blocking spree and *maybe* make my time on this horrible app more enjoyable

Somebody should be fired over the Concord catastrophe but it should not be a single one of the developers. Deeply sad scenario for that team and the near-decade of work they put in.

if orangutans could talk, I would listen

A live reaction from me as I watch The Two Towers for the first time.

thinking about well-established, eternal rivalries within nature across different cultures.

Japan has the rhinoceros beetle vs the stage beetle (recurring, firmly established).

The U.S. has big gorilla vs big lizard (many variations).

What other such rivalries exist, I wonder.

I think a lot of the praise for Civil War as intense/unsettling/gripping is from people either seeing a war film for the very first time, or perhaps only being affected by a war film for the first time because its set in the United States.

Those in the latter group worry me!

at this point it would be more of a twist for Trap Dad to just actually be the killer. A brilliant 4D chess play from M. Night.

Yesterday on the bus:
driver has a prolonged argument with a passenger who had just boarded without paying, “fare is required to ride the bus.”

Today on the bus:
“hello the fare machine isn’t working just have a seat thank you.”

how do I start a campaign for Ricky Stanicky 2

Godzilla X Kong spoilers with zero context:

when I search for “Starship Troopers” in my library’s digital catalog, the first result after the English ebook and audiobook copies is the German translation!

Anyway that guy is right, there’s nothing fascist about the movie at all.

I really like late-stage media franchises. I find it fascinating to see what ideas and interests a story started with, compared to the particular and unrelated quirks of its storytelling that actually made it popular enough to sustain a legacy and have slowly come to define it.

this has happened with every MCU Spider-Man film and I’m at a loss for what to make of it really.

In that the most annoying dude you ever met loves it for a lot of the most superficial and frustrating reasons?

he looks like Duke Nukem

I’ll say this about the latest episode of Ahsoka— the new threads look very cozy.

We have Demogorgon at home.

If gamers ever started reading books, they’d demand we invent a new vocabulary for every novel, and make sure its pages have an uncapped fliprate.

Gonna see how long I can make it without updating my Twitter app to avoid the X changeover. Wish me luck 🫡

hello everybody

Idk if Spider-Gwen is trans or not but what I do know is that she would not hang out with any of the ghouls so bent out of shape at the idea she could be.

Pretty good lighting at the library.

Not Lance Reddick man. No fucking way.

Been campaigning for years that Origins quietly has the best story of the whole Arkham series, and I’m very glad to see it finally get some of the love it deserves online.