r/nottheonion
24.11.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@nathandunbar.bsky.social
Reader/reviewer. Tall. Bookseller by profession, Humanist at heart. Support Trans ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ lives. ๐Chicago
r/nottheonion
24.11.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Super losers!
24.11.2025 17:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Right? ๐ฎโ๐จ
24.11.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@pfrazee.com
24.11.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Imagine if billionaires did things like this so much they became just simple millionaires.
24.11.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Brown line taker here. I see these every day. 2 have been ripped off at my stop.
If you look up this company you'll find interviews with the 20-something dudebro who founded it. He, of course, thinks the defaced ads are funny and good press. His loser energy couldn't be more palpable.
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
I mean, that could work.
22.11.2025 15:13 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What the literal hell happened today.
22.11.2025 05:02 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Monster drink lady is my hero. The dedication! The commitment!
22.11.2025 02:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What is it with these "NO DMS" kookaloos following zillions of accounts? Get bent.
22.11.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0MJM doing the lord's work.
21.11.2025 18:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Bookmarked to read bits later!
21.11.2025 14:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your Grace beams brightly in my heart every day.
21.11.2025 13:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think you meant short program?
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21.11.2025 05:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0CODY!!!!!!!!!
21.11.2025 04:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ian Fleming wrote "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang."
21.11.2025 04:05 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Shanice's biggest hit is not "I Love Your Smile." It's "Un-break My Heart," where she sang backup vocals.
21.11.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Pacific entrance to the Panama canal is east of the Atlantic entrance.
21.11.2025 03:47 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1โIn case anyone is wondering whatโs going on at โthe other placeโโ
Iโm not. If I was I would still be there.
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21.11.2025 00:22 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...
20.11.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 349 ๐ 174 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 11I guess if you're trusting Russell fucking Brand with your science, enjoy your measles.
20.11.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So, I won a National Book Award.
20.11.2025 16:33 โ ๐ 1344 ๐ 89 ๐ฌ 83 ๐ 13๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Congrats, friend!
I don't remember these but ngl...
Would.
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20.11.2025 03:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0