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He got thrown under the bus in the World Series when Vesia had to drop out and Tanner Scott was left off the roster because of his surgery/general lack of performance, but his fastball was actually ticking up a bit. Good slider. Ate innings all year while the starters were all on the IL.

12.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#ReleaseTheGrainyCut

12.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a guy in Nirvana and Soundgarden who ended up quitting to join the army. I think he got fired from Nirvana.

10.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That Gannon Super Bowl was the last time I truly cared about a Super Bowl. I was crushed.

09.02.2026 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Premium mud. Hbd bro

09.02.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re tattooing your pronouns if you don’t have them in your bio. CHOP CHOP.

09.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol

09.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Saw Her Standing There - Remastered 2009

You guys ever heard of this one

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08.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s not as good as Zohran, but almost anyone is better than our current mayor. Also LA mayor doesn’t really have much power versus our city council, so she’ll be vacating like 1 of 3 seats occupied by a decent person. But whatever.

08.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiting for him to watch it again so he can say β€œi am 100 percent positive that the sound of Dougie saying β€˜Helllooo’ at the slot machines in The Return was made quieter sometime since last time. can anyone else confirm?”

06.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s kind of a week ruiner. The first couple episodes of The Return are a good palette cleanser

05.02.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew to be skeptical when they smoothed everyone out. They could have just released another 10 hours of footage and restored the grain, and I would gave been happy.

03.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna become one of those accounts who posts about how movies should be shorter (good editing) and how Kubrick got killed because EWS was too woke.

03.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna jump on your handle and post about how good the Phillies are and how John Lennon stinks.

03.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Java journey ain’t done until flush the damn toilet in the morning. #youknowwhatimtalkinbout

02.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MacBook Pro, baby.

02.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was always on island time

01.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outmeated

30.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t say it pays off in the way that most tv shows do, but I think you’ll have an appreciation for the end if you watch it. The Return also calls back quite a bit from season 2.

30.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you give it a shot, it’s actually not as difficult as people make it out to be. I honestly really enjoyed almost all of it. Some great character stuff in there. It’s fun to watch my good friends in Twin Peaks goofing around.

29.01.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s sart of like a groovy porson

29.01.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He might be able to pull of the mop, but he doesn’t have the ability to pull off his lesbian Wings era.

29.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What kinda soup we lookin at for that bad boy

26.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

George would not have let this happen for anything but something completely incomprehensible like a hummus or those bare foot shoes.

26.01.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Talk about load management. #canhesaythat #yeshecan

25.01.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are those little guys suckin off the thumbs up guy?

25.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s no NBA cup sponsored by Emirates at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, but it will have to do.

25.01.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE doesn’t know that they have to grease the lamp posts in Philly. We do it a LITTLE BIT different hereβ€¦πŸ˜

24.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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