@queefstrokinoff.bsky.social
“You must be this tall to ride this ride:” but they’re measuring my skull to make sure I’m a natural born woman before I can ride Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure at Universal Studios Orlando Florida
14.06.2023 00:01 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Just redownloaded this app because I have fomo
15.11.2024 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Singing into the chest of a police officer hoping that a talent scout will see the body cam footage and call me
02.07.2023 23:00 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Do you guys even like Japanese dogs on bluesky?
14.07.2023 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
17.07.2023 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck small talk, I wanna discuss what would’ve happened if Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs had been the proceeding judge in the OJ Simpson trial
22.07.2023 02:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
17.07.2023 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Do you guys even like Japanese dogs on bluesky?
14.07.2023 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0pleaseeeeee pleaseee pleaaaaase just post one more video of fireworks I forgot what they looked like from the last video
05.07.2023 02:50 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0If a tweet is made on bluesky but no one is around to hear it did it even make a sound?
05.07.2023 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess I got in early enough that wasn’t a restriction yet….
05.07.2023 00:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0may the Fourth of July be with you
04.07.2023 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Should I post hole on bluesky
04.07.2023 23:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0sacrificing 12 virgins at the taco bell volcano menu sign
03.07.2023 18:07 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0They won’t give me a lobotomy
03.07.2023 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Singing into the chest of a police officer hoping that a talent scout will see the body cam footage and call me
02.07.2023 23:00 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Pronouncing bluesky like a brewski
02.07.2023 02:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0screaming into the void
02.07.2023 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.06.2023 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0grimace is now under my control
18.06.2023 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You must be this tall to ride this ride:” but they’re measuring my skull to make sure I’m a natural born woman before I can ride Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure at Universal Studios Orlando Florida
14.06.2023 00:01 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0has ozempic made it to bluesky yet?
13.06.2023 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
made it into the club
13.06.2023 23:10 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
