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@sprawl.bsky.social

the man also known as sissyboiqt and pumpermikefan

981 Followers  |  221 Following  |  599 Posts  |  Joined: 14.05.2023  |  1.5075

Latest posts by sprawl.bsky.social on Bluesky

the streets call me Lil Stanky Nutz

16.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muchu Poochu

16.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is so racist

08.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

he framemogs you

08.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

07.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Brown brindle rabbit extremely orb shaped and asleep on a gray mat on hardwood floor

Brown brindle rabbit extremely orb shaped and asleep on a gray mat on hardwood floor

She feel asleep

07.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 810    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4

Comrade Will Stancil has won.

26.01.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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from scratch vodka sauce + found Buddy’s makes frozen pizza now heh heh heh

23.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

prolly n0pants bitchass. He’s genuinely such a cocksucker

18.01.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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its red. And i’ve been banned for like 4 years

11.01.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t say its got a 100% success rate but may you never see red stained plastic again

11.01.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the Discover tab here is unsettling

11.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sumo is back on. You know what that means

11.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would thrive in a power vacuum

10.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reactionaries reading Tolkien

10.01.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 610    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

lmao

10.01.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you ever got dirty tupperware that wont come clear take a couple paper towels and throw em in with a lil dish soap and hot water, put the lid on tight and shake it like a muddafucka. Saved quite a few id otherwise toss this way

10.01.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you think harris's campaign was impressive check this out

10.01.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A behind-the-scenes shot from Lord of the Rings, with Sauruman (Christopher Lee) holding one of the Palentirs while Peter Jackson and a cameraman set up the shot behind him.

A behind-the-scenes shot from Lord of the Rings, with Sauruman (Christopher Lee) holding one of the Palentirs while Peter Jackson and a cameraman set up the shot behind him.

showing the boys a sick rock i found

09.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2204    πŸ” 605    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16

its crazy how many rightoids cannot comprehend that many leftists hate liberals as much as them and in many cases much more

10.01.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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grilled cheese and tomato soup good enough to drive an hour for heh heh heh

10.01.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

many giants have fallen upon that EatsPants fellas sword

10.01.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCorporal, message HQ and tell them we need a new code system, this one is far too melancholy, it’s bad for morale.”
β€œYes, sir! Right away, sir!”
[CLICK!]
β€œCommand, the wolf is at the door, but the cupboards are empty. They will soon be filled with the cries of all mothers.”

10.01.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been in vermont for twelve minutes and already saw 2 shirtless dads in a Miata eating wings and making out. Bidens america…

10.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we support Hamas over here playboy

10.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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got a 12 hour on twitter after saying this about cuck schumer 🀣🍻😭

10.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just funny to crawl over here to try and hide from the countless people she’s harassed for years and years at this point. Surely that will fix this issue

26.12.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of if not the most insane narcissistic sociopathic disingenuous pathological liars online has apparently been posting on here due to her 5967th twitter argument (of which she’s completely innocent, just like every single other time) this year blowing up in here face

26.12.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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