sprawl

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Yes we vetted and cleared this foreign national after we trained him to kill, no it is not our fault or a failure or policy and a blot on our humanity, it is the fault of the world outside of America.

heh heh heh

Thanksgiving tips thread, everyone post tips!

Metal Bread Loaf Pans are perfect for prepping sides ahead of time that need to be baked when oven rack space is tight

If you're killing yourself over thanksgiving cooking it's worth asking everyone what their favorite things are and just make those

no pre-shredded cheese. Ball Knower detected

going to mcdonald's and demanding an audience with the president

he’s gonna sign off on books of thick black redacted lines on white paper and that’s about it lol

more like CloudflareUp aha anyways you gonna start suckin or what?

I did it all for the nuzzi

yeah it's weird that you ever believed he killed himself

sumo is tight

too buff

cozy bum loves cuddling up by the fireplace on cold mornings

aka Blue Hitler

I wish I knew what it said in the green box

you prolly click too

this is ableist and it’s disgusting.

cool bridge bro i’d love to see you ice cold and motionless under it

the trick to eating pussy is giving it a big raspberry every once in a while

one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death

i’ve been sick as a dog for 69 days and this bacon egg n chee saved my life

Obi Wan Fentobi

hello friends

I sincerely believe that nothing in the world is worse for your mental health than a contemporary understanding of the course of current human events

I took a rapture in Ibiza to show Jesus I was cool

hello friends, my last account on the other website got banned, my new one is @sprawlgodx if you are still over there. I wish I wasn’t