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the man also known as sissyboiqt and pumpermikefan

966 Followers  |  206 Following  |  557 Posts  |  Joined: 14.05.2023  |  1.7701

Latest posts by sprawl.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I sincerely believe that nothing in the world is worse for your mental health than a contemporary understanding of the course of current human events

24.09.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I took a rapture in Ibiza to show Jesus I was cool

23.09.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hello friends, my last account on the other website got banned, my new one is @sprawlgodx if you are still over there. I wish I wasn’t

23.09.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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no fucking way

23.09.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#owned

10.09.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could fix taylor lorenz

09.09.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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woAH who is this guy

30.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like america is the one who doesn’t deserve him!

30.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went years and years without getting stung by a wasp or yellowjacket but i’ve gotten stung 5-7 times since mid may, 4 of them in the same palm sized area on my inner right calf. wHat the fuck man

30.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ha! My days still be shitty 😠

30.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes sitting in a bathtub, wet from water, looking up at the camera with a slightly soggy appearance.

A black and white tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes sitting in a bathtub, wet from water, looking up at the camera with a slightly soggy appearance.

Soggy Uni

30.08.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4931    πŸ” 1105    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 20

celebrity worship is a plague

30.08.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone calling this place β€œgreat” is beyond delusional

30.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps i’ll make a new twitter today. We shall see

29.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

german guy in this restaurant is talking loudly scaring the hoes

28.08.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

exactly

28.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am 3’7 & 894lbs

28.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I got perma’d and haven’t gotten around to making a new twitter account yet lol but yeah I know smh

28.08.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this irish coffee is so strong it’s burning my throat, damn these hicks know how to make a drink

28.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can understand if you’re broke and with a blue check able to make an actual living but people who get like 40 bucks a month from having a bluecheck are shameless gormless frauds

28.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’d do anything to be able to mute words irl

28.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

skunks are so cute. Shame about the whole stink like shit thing

28.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used Gavin Newsom's memecoin to buy an assault rifle

28.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
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