Tom

genuinely seem insane takes from non fed simps - acting like she has to go away forever now or that she's somehow undeserving of being where she is, a lot of people have used one mistake to REALLY say how they feel it seems

The Labour Party haven't "lost their way" - they went exactly where they intended to go & told everyone begging them not to to go fuck themselves & they're not sorry they did it, they're just cross that those people are pointing & laughing at them for stepping on that rake they'd been warned about.

hannah spencer: we are a nation of neighbours.

keir starmer:

incredible to watch labour just unironically keep doing this shit and wondering why they keep losing

Starmer found out today that the people his faction dismissed as fleas might just be able to bite back. And his answer is to double down on being a vindictive prick.

Panel 1: Eric Andre (Kier Starmer) shoots Hannibal (Labour's safe seat) Panel 2: Eric Andre asks "Why would George Galloway do this?"

I don't think calling the people who voted for the nice woman who thinks working hard should grant you a decent life unhinged extremists is going to work out brilliantly for Labour.

much more of this energy please

LABOUR: People are upset with us because it will take a long time to reverse 14 years of conservative damage, not because of anything we've done. We admit it will take a long time to fix those problems.

THE PEOPLE: Actually we're upset about the things you've done.

LABOUR: Shut up, crank.

Starship Troopers “it’s afraid” scene but Starmer is the giant worm thing and Polanski is Dougie Houser

i love when he tries to sound stern, like he wouldn't run home and cry if someone in the pub called him milhouse senior

And this messaging was the other side of a historic Tory deposit loss

"Worst result since 1935" doesn't quite hit the same when you got fewer votes than that result, are on course to get the fewest seats for your party since WWI and just lost a seat you've held for almost a century.

the Greens keep saying the kinds of things that people who vote Labour agree with and Labour keep calling it dangerous extremism, and I’m not sure you could plan a better voter alienation strategy

Labour-style sticker that says "fuck you vote Labour"

I can't believe this strategy didn't work

One of Zack's strengths has been refusing to engage and simply laughing in their faces when they hurl ridiculous accusations his way. In my view, that is the only way to respond to the "Muslim block vote" thing. We know it's nonsense. They know it's nonsense. We don't have to treat it as legitimate.

lmao they were so irrelevant we forgot they were running until they announced the result

eat shit fucker

this is just a wonderful, shiny, delicious cherry on top of a great, artisanal icecream

watching Labour’s majority go up in smoke one by one would improve the vibes so much

Salma Yaqoob @SalmaYaqoob Almost feel sorry for the haters who are trying to spin Muslims voting for a woman in a party led by a gay Jewish man is evidence of Islamist sectarianism In fact it's evidence of genuine tolerance, rejection of superficial identity politics and ability to prioritise tackling common concerns of cost of living, protecting public services and rejecting war mongering. And the promotion of mutual respect and individual freedoms. The coming together of people is terrifying for the ruling elites.

Totally this.

The rightwing hate “journalists” are spinning Muslims voting for a woman in a party led by a gay Jewish man as Islamist sectarianism.

The "Predator" arm meme with the Labour Party and Andrew (former prince) grasping hands with "having a terrible birthday in 2026" in the centre

Can't get a posh job - blame the "woke" establishment.
Can't get a shag - blame the "unregulated sexual economy".
Lose a by-election - blame cheating.
Anything else - blame immigrants.
Reform really is the party of excuses for mediocre white men.

The entire Labour attack line has been 'who are you going to vote for if you don't vote for us?' and now there's actually someone to vote for and they're shitting it.

tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

RIP to a real one

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

It's a great day for energy and vibes