Brett Erlich

The pitch: a satirical tragicomedy where the Romans’ attempt to crucify Jesus barely misses and his disciples instead watch him turn into a very pro war psycho who shoots people in Minnesota and bombs Greenland

I’m just impressed he didn’t call it Vuvuzela.

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Get a cookie! That’s that big! That’s as big as it is. Not a pretzel which is less!

Guys stop it pretzels are tricking you they’re not that big! they’re just sticks looped around to seem that big! Most of it’s just nothing! Most of its just space! And the rest is a cooked twisty tiny stick of dough!

J Jill superhero

Drop the M and I’m down for mass surveillance.

The Riyadh comics feel bad and are doing a makeup show in Gaza. They’re calling it The Bro-tilla. 🛥️🛥️⚓️🚤⛴️⛵️🎭🤣😹😂

Genuinely asking are these literally the bullets or did a Fox graphics request say “give me anti ice bullets?”

You can tell how messed up an era is by how ugly its celebrities are allowed to be.

Yeah I may have lost a step or two but I still got it where it counts: growing thick black hairs out the side of my ears.

I don’t have the energy to check. can someone tell me if The Bear people are still just yelling at each other about where the broccoli goes?

Bro this is literally the first chapter in Scientology no joke. Look it up.

NEWS

A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.

It’s Christmas EVE not Christmas STEVE!!!!!

(Meant to send earlier)

TV PITCH: Ryan Murphy style limited anthology series where each episode is a different family with a medical tragedy. Insurance won’t pay. One family member can’t handle it, and in the final scene of every episode, they gun down the CEO of the insurance company.

“Dammit Jim I’m a doctor not a journalist”

More shitty ideas from South African billionaires who think they’re experts at media simply because they bought a media company.

Seems pretty obvious his moms trying to be a good mom:
- telling him to stop being an asshole
- doing whatever it takes to get him a good job
But the clear takeaway is the guy sucks and shouldn’t be the Secy if Defense.

Before today, the last time I went to the hat I ate so much I puked into a Fanta cup in the back of my friend’s Corolla coupe. 10/10 would recommend.

When you buy coffee at a restaurant you’re not buying A coffee. You’re buying a daylong coffee subscription.

X is the exclusive domain of people who think Fight Club holds up.

The manosphere man: wants you to love him but won’t be lovable.

Wants you to think he’s funny but doesn’t have a sense of humor.

Instead he just kind of acts like an asshole, then gets mad at you when you call him an asshole.

I love it. It’s hilarious.

Social media networks are like streaming services but for your world view.

Life hack: you can stay home and play with Barbies and make your own movie in your mind!

Life hack: you can enrich uranium in your basement while watching midsomar and create your own Oppenheimer featuring nude Flo Pugh!

Big day for me. I was at a thing where I appeared on a small photo collage with the President. Winning. Hard.

Status update: my tv turned on and randomly started blasting Sex and the City. Please advise.

So I made a compilation of all the book burning moms reading the books they want banned and it’s hilarious.

https://youtu.be/1x9W8oGIz44

Ep. 180: Cleanup In Aisle 9 ft. Brett Erlich Listen now (58 min) | Conservatives have waged war against our beloved woke corporations, Target, Bud Light, Chick-fil-A and now Milk-Bone.

@bretterlich.bsky.social joined @robrousseau.bsky.social and me to go over the many new outrages and meltdowns in the right's ongoing culture war.

https://www.insurgentspod.com/p/ep-180-cleanup-in-aisle-9-ft-brett