Brett Erlich

You can tell how messed up an era is by how ugly its celebrities are allowed to be.

Yeah I may have lost a step or two but I still got it where it counts: growing thick black hairs out the side of my ears.

I don’t have the energy to check. can someone tell me if The Bear people are still just yelling at each other about where the broccoli goes?

Bro this is literally the first chapter in Scientology no joke. Look it up.

NEWS

A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.

It’s Christmas EVE not Christmas STEVE!!!!!

(Meant to send earlier)

TV PITCH: Ryan Murphy style limited anthology series where each episode is a different family with a medical tragedy. Insurance won’t pay. One family member can’t handle it, and in the final scene of every episode, they gun down the CEO of the insurance company.

“Dammit Jim I’m a doctor not a journalist”

More shitty ideas from South African billionaires who think they’re experts at media simply because they bought a media company.

Seems pretty obvious his moms trying to be a good mom:
- telling him to stop being an asshole
- doing whatever it takes to get him a good job
But the clear takeaway is the guy sucks and shouldn’t be the Secy if Defense.

Before today, the last time I went to the hat I ate so much I puked into a Fanta cup in the back of my friend’s Corolla coupe. 10/10 would recommend.

When you buy coffee at a restaurant you’re not buying A coffee. You’re buying a daylong coffee subscription.

X is the exclusive domain of people who think Fight Club holds up.

The manosphere man: wants you to love him but won’t be lovable.

Wants you to think he’s funny but doesn’t have a sense of humor.

Instead he just kind of acts like an asshole, then gets mad at you when you call him an asshole.

I love it. It’s hilarious.

Social media networks are like streaming services but for your world view.

Life hack: you can stay home and play with Barbies and make your own movie in your mind!

Life hack: you can enrich uranium in your basement while watching midsomar and create your own Oppenheimer featuring nude Flo Pugh!

Big day for me. I was at a thing where I appeared on a small photo collage with the President. Winning. Hard.

Status update: my tv turned on and randomly started blasting Sex and the City. Please advise.

So I made a compilation of all the book burning moms reading the books they want banned and it’s hilarious.

https://youtu.be/1x9W8oGIz44

Ep. 180: Cleanup In Aisle 9 ft. Brett Erlich Listen now (58 min) | Conservatives have waged war against our beloved woke corporations, Target, Bud Light, Chick-fil-A and now Milk-Bone.

@bretterlich.bsky.social joined @robrousseau.bsky.social and me to go over the many new outrages and meltdowns in the right's ongoing culture war.

https://www.insurgentspod.com/p/ep-180-cleanup-in-aisle-9-ft-brett

Lmao trump starting to paint desantis as fascist it begins!

I think city millennials should colonize rural America

Mrs Davis on peacock is weird and I love it more than I love you guys. Pay the writers.

Can’t believe Desantis killed Tina Turner

Desantis’ run means he’s more afraid of Newsom 2028 than he is of Trump 2024.

Dudes if u were wondering Tim Pool is so straight he is an expert on sucking ds.

Hardened.

At the second night of the Bluesky LA meet up Gwen Stefani videoconferences in. So fun!

Indirect messaging first. You have to have a friend send the note on your behalf.