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Only thing I took from that is I want to see more of Kvistgaarden. Everyone looked destroyed in that second half - half to be expected when you have a core completely new to the championship. Think it’s going to be a long first six weeks. #ncfc

#NCFC

Just filling an hour before kickoff clearing out some caves in Minecraft. Anyone planning on braving the other place to cross post team sheets in ten minutes? #ncfc

(New band name idea - “The Reactionary Gobshites”)

I remember the first full farke season, people were calling for his head in about mid September. Then we went on a stupid run up until Christmas - youngsters did amazing in the carabao cup, teemu showed what he could do and the rest is history. But you’ll always have the reactionary gobshites.

#balatro is now definitely the game I’ve bought the most copies of. Every system I own plus an extra steam license for my son so we could play multiplayer against each other. Great fun as we troll each other over discord from either side of the house.

Nice! been working on runner/serpent combo, which you can grind towards but there are some easy ways to soft lock yourself. Current record is e157, but for that one I had all of the kit but didn’t pull the trigger at the right time and ended up exceeding the round score before I had 45 kings in hand

Yeah, my opening strat these days is get easy chips, maybe an econ joker, and then look for red seal gold kings (and steel kings too) while digging for baron/mime. Find hanging chad can be a great crutch for antes 6-9. Pretty consistent too - had a streak of 7 in a row over the weekend.

I find 1200-1500 is the sweet spot for me to continuously reroll serpent, but it’s not often I get there.

That money!

I am consistently hitting e19+ (usually around e40) on my #Balatro plasma runs, but always tiny misplays that make me miss the elusive NANEINF. Today, so intent on looking for a showman that I rolled right through the invisible joker just laughing in my face.

if it is, well played to him - I fell for it hook line and sinker.

Oh yes, that delightful little period known lovingly as “landfill indie”. How I yearn to frolic to the sounds of Pete and the Pirates. www.theguardian.com/music/musicb...

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

My favourite part of the age verification daftness so far is Reddit demanding I verify despite owning that account for 18 years. I expect VPN providers sign ups are hockey sticking right now.

Yeah I just figured he’s angling for prem, might see a non big 2 German club as a step back, or at least sideways career wise. His next move pretty much decides where the second half of his playing career goes.

Played a bit more #Balatro multiplayer tonight. So much fun, cards that are normally terrible become great and vice versa. My one loss came after holding onto rocket ship too long - which in single player is a great strat.

Please can I have a vibe check?

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Screenshot of Balatro stats screen. High score 8.490e157

Balatro update. Since finishing completionist++, I’ve been hammering plasma white stake in search of the elusive NANeInf. It’s fun as hell to make numbers go brrr, and the score here was one misplay short of hitting it.

After that, I’m not sure. All in on multiplayer?

I'm old enough to remember when the Prime Minister felt it was important to give us a running commentary of his thoughts on the entire Glastonbury lineup

A rare highlight at today's PMQs.

Fantastic stuff - his original tweet now links to a site that’s disappeared

Classiest “goodbye” letter left by a released #ncfc player. “True love never dies” not606.com/threads/sebs...

(Unfortunately, gets harder to find as time passes. Thanks, modern web)

Come for the alt text, stay for the broccoli hair

The real 500 Miles: how a smash hit was spun from lies, deceit and desperation Craig and Charlie Reid found fame and fortune with the story of their 1,000 mile walk. We can reveal that the truth behind it is very different.

Another day, another revelation…

Some mad capitalisation going on in that letter

I was delighted when the kind people at the Inland Revenue wrote to me recently, telling me that my tax return was 'outstanding', particularly since I can't even remember sending it in. Tom McCann, Wokingham

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Three months after starting this stupid thread that no one reads. It is done.

Not at same level, but this week, it’s the discoverer’s turn to go hard.