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Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it. Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz. But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors

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Mural in Middleton. Features portraits of Steve Coogan as Alan partridge (bonus “cook pass babtridge” graffiti) and Paul Scholes.

Mural in Middleton. Features portraits of Steve Coogan as Alan partridge (bonus “cook pass babtridge” graffiti) and Paul Scholes.

Middleton’s two most famous sons, together at last.

10.10.2025 11:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha Jonathan Ross is such a glorious prick #thetraitors #celebrityTraitors

09.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They’re really proud of that “dug your own grave” thing, aren’t they? #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

09.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kate Garroway: *gestures wildly* WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN, I’M OVERACTING…?! #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

09.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gah fuck. I’m not going to be able to make a “Paloma Faithful” joke in anyway that feels natural now. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

09.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh shit, I think it’s five to #TheTraitors

08.10.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of my Letterboxd rated films for
OCTOBER 2025:

Vampire's Kiss 1988 - 5 stars
Deadstream 2022 - 4 stars
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa 2013 - 5 stars
A Cure for Wellness 2016 - 3 stars
The French Connection 1971 - 5 stars

Screenshot of my Letterboxd rated films for OCTOBER 2025: Vampire's Kiss 1988 - 5 stars Deadstream 2022 - 4 stars Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa 2013 - 5 stars A Cure for Wellness 2016 - 3 stars The French Connection 1971 - 5 stars

October is shaping up to be an absolute banger of a film watching month.

05.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate that that goal was so good. #ncfc

05.10.2025 11:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unable to watch the full match tonight. Feels like a blessing. #ncfc

01.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our squad is massive, glad to see Manning making some use of what really should be depth available to him.

#ncfc

27.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It just occurred to me that I could use these prompts as David Goggins style motivational mantras.

Brb, finding a mirror to scream at.

23.09.2025 07:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah that’s vs code copilot. It’s different to the shite you see in office.

20.09.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This match was a tough watch even when we were winning. Zero intent, pep, or urgency (I think they might refer to the same thing), this has felt inevitable. #ncfc

20.09.2025 15:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Historically it was opt in, but wouldn’t surprise me if Microsoft turned on a simpler model by default. If you’re seeing full methods pop up after starting the method name, that’s almost certainly what it is. Pico is lua, so don’t imagine it’ll be type definitions.

20.09.2025 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You got copilot on?

20.09.2025 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Balatro screenshot. Round score 8.5e191. Jokers - blueprint blueprint mime baron dna brainstorm brainstorm.

Balatro screenshot. Round score 8.5e191. Jokers - blueprint blueprint mime baron dna brainstorm brainstorm.

I’m hitting high e numbers very regularly now (like a run a day goes above e100), that magic naneinf feels tantalisingly close. This one had all the ingredients, I just ran out of money digging for serpent so many times. #balatro

15.09.2025 20:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And 31 billion is nothing to be sniffed at - each time I cracked a milestone (100k, 1b, e11 etc) I thought “that’s my ceiling” but before you know it i was knocking on the door to the next one. I think you find patterns of play and consistency as you go.

12.09.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Phhht, don’t forget that comparison is the thief of joy 😀 but nah, I play way too much, the mobile port was both the best and worst thing that ever happened to me.

12.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Score page for Balatro - shows 2.456e268 as best hand

Score page for Balatro - shows 2.456e268 as best hand

This is my highest so far. How about you?

12.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I like the classic 4 repeat cards + baron mime combo because you can evolve to it quite consistently. Always falter getting all the pieces right at the end, really needs what feels like perfect play as stakes get higher. I think I got closest with Perkeo, but I don’t really seed dig, no patience 😅

12.09.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Really kind of @localthunk.com to give me more time to (fruitlessly) chase naneinf.

Seriously though, glad they’re not subjecting themselves to unnecessary crunch. It’ll land when it lands.

12.09.2025 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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On this date in 2000, At the Drive-In - 'Relationship of Command' was released.

📈 #8 for 2000, #258 overall

rateyourmusic.com/release/albu...

12.09.2025 18:00 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 5

you've got plenty of space :D (but no, I agree - I think their great power comes in exploration and long range mob transport, so wise choice)

09.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you’ll be there then - 8 tears and a soul sand block = 1 dried ghast, which you hydrate into a happy ghast

09.09.2025 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m currently tooling up for a trip to the nether gathering happy ghast materials - that’s the one new mechanic that I’ve not played with that looks fun as hell.

09.09.2025 12:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just in time for the copper overhaul that should drop in the next couple months. Copper golems look like a potential game changer for those of us who can’t be arsed with complex automatic sorting systems.

09.09.2025 12:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh shit, three eps available of #TheTraitorsIreland - it would be rude not to #TheTraitors

04.09.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"vibe wrote" them

01.09.2025 14:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a film that since I watched it, the more I’ve thought about it, the more I’ve disliked the very idea of it. I think I gave it 2 stars in first viewing based on the execution, but the cynicism and mean spiritedness of it all is what my mind returns to whenever I think about it.

30.08.2025 18:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Five in five for Sargent! #ncfc

30.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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