Bubba Yaga

And with the right wrist action, a good lob could get one suctioned right in the middle of a vehicle's side window.

(Please do not throw dildos at the windscreen as it could cause a traffic accident).

$3.78 per dildo.

"For Advanced Users..."

While "the cruelty is the point" seems to be eternal with this administration, so does the sheer amount of stupidity and incompetence.

Thank you @jamieson.bsky.social for helping me remember this!

If wanting to buy a couple of dozen suction cup dildos to stick to their vehicles is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Just deleted my #Spotify account and uninstalled the app.

Fuck supporting a racist collaborator.

The Bible says "Adam AND Eve" not "Adam OR Eve" and that's why I'm pansexual.

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I remember when shouting "WOOOOOO!" excitedly and having your voice break when doing it was enough to kill your presidential campaign.

If it's a bronze statue, it sure wouldn't be good for it to be regularly doused with tomato juice.

The live performance from RITE HERE RITE NOW can reduce me to tears.

For a government that seems hellbent on making abortion illegal, they're very comfortable with tossing a known abortifacient into a crowd.

The stupidly wealthy seem to have forgotten that paying taxes is, literally, the least worst thing that can happen to them.

Y'all are gonna make me blush.

Fuckin' Pizza Dig is the BEST Good Boi!

Think I'm gonna dress up as Colombian marching powder for Halloween, so someone at the party will do me in the bathroom.

This is the perfect time for the ole GenX "Talk sh!t, get hit."

📌 Can't stop replaying this 😜

Oh she so went there 🤭🤣🐥

So White House construction companies:

ACECO (demolition): Deleted LinkedIn and Instagram profiles, took down their website with contact information entirely

Clark Construction (construction): Limiting Insta comments and hiding or deleting critical ones.

Do these companies think we'll all forget?

A glass of Nikka Coffee Malt Whisky with a big ice rock with a background of about a million vinyl records

my friends, I am in a 10-person capacity record bar in Tokyo requesting songs and drinking Japanese whisky. the owners are a married couple chain smoking behind the bar, slinging cocktails, and spinning records.

this is heaven??? goodbye forever I have died ✌️

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

A warning over a highway near Interstate 5 in Los Angeles that reads “live weapons over freeway”

We just live in a john carpenter movie now.

It really can be pure luck a LOT of the time.

I have more love for the family I've made than the one I was born with.

One of the best pieces of advice I ever got regarding "that sort of neighborhood" is that "90 percent of the time the "bad stuff" in a particular place is sh!t you took in there with you."

This show, over both days, was so goddamn good. Em and Leigh did an absolute BANG UP JOB that i will attend anything they do in the future.

ADHD is just one continuous parade of doing your best to keep up with everything and every week you learn you've forgotten to do something crucial

Finishing the #WindyPopWeekender with a chill dance party at #ColesBar. Shades of #DJArpad and the #SovereignSoulDanceParty from days of yore.

I get the same feels from #Humdrum that I got listening to #TheConnells fall '94 in the Shenandoah Valley. So fucking good.

#WindyPopWeekender
#ColesBar

Listening to #HolyPinto at #WindyPopWeekender and honestly they should call themselves "Aural Panty Remover."

#ColesBar

Monogamy was such a pleasant way to kick off the show and each band after kept that energy going. It was phenomenal!