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YIPEEEEEE

Yeah it should be easy enough to do

hello

no idea what the valve is. my mind is a maze

btw you are legally allowed to kill me for saying that I know

if only you'd chipped your mint chocolate and not your bicuspid. or should I say bichudspid

yes I was crying the entire time

yeah they don't know what to do about it yet, but I've been getting calls from Big Iced Cream

saw hamnet last night. bawled my eyes out. love and grief and creation and look at me look at me look at me

yeah well I chipped my freaking mint chocolate

I love when they blast Rope on the big screen

just made a strawman that proves me right and makes me horny

so much of my job is people going "what if you did this?" and me saying "that won't look good" and them saying "well just try it anyway" and then I do it and they say "actually that doesn't look good"

this makes me physically ill who would do this

time to stop being coy in 2026. who wants to be my gay boyfriend

I've got to get blunter. like a butter knife

got the overwhelming urge to wake up in a ditch and try to find my way home

nobody look at me while I sob at this dale earnhardt documentary

I want the pure joy and wonder that was being a nascar fan in the 90s

in the mind of the warrior. Ow

a nonbinary crashout call that the wreck of the edmund it's/her/all

yeah so you said you're living by the sword and dying by the sword but i'm not gonna lie the way you're doing it is awful. i'd rather you live and die by something else if i'm honest

it's cte tuesday let's (sound of me running headfirst into a wall)

The 3 Paul siblings: Jake, Logan, and Ru

weeeee I missed these

I can hear something diabolical being done to soup

this is what your wife calls my bush

flaying myself open went well! everybody loves my organs and thought my blood was full of purpose and meaning

hey I'm about to go flay myself open in a room full of beautiful people, anybody want anything?