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sorry I'm addicted to sandwiches.......

me: hello I am hungry from my long journey but I do not wish to disturb my roommates
my kitchen: aha! Let me introduce the ten of knives. it is a drawer that has a knife and a fork, which you seek, but will create a sound like a jackhammer
me: can I slip the ten of knives
my kitchen: no!!!!!!!

experienced the whole of the lord of the rings one one night as someone who didn't want to pay $50 for an Uber

i disliked your post, i sprayed your post with a water bottle and said NO, i smacked your post with a rolled up newspaper, i pretended to throw a ball to your post but kept it in my hand and your post went running after it

got invited to not one not two but three Halloween parties so you could say I am the king of costumes, balls

do I talk good? no. do I move good? absolutely not. but do I post good? also no.

in the mind of the scholar.

YIPPEEEEE

finally transferred from spotify to tidal yippeeeeee. now everybody do the same so we can be friends on there

they call me nordstrom on account of my big and discounted rack

this can is packed for sure

i am afraid that if i enter my fujo mind palace i won't come back out

i post yaoi. i blow out a candle. and somewhere in the world a butterfly emerges from a cocoon, reborn to the world

2026 year of johnlock as I've always said

want to recreate this photo for a Christmas card so so badly

listening to smack that ass bitch

french drag queen named pork wa

as you are wont to do

need a crush badly. in a crushless void rn

anybody want me

fuckkkkkk they don't even give me dental

clocking in at the autism factory

in any case I will be watching. I will also be rewatching s2-5 and s8-10 again but i will be watching. but also while im here that new season order shit was egregious. keeping track of everything is hard enough as it is between classic, new, 90s specials, movie, big finish, Red Nose Day, etc

she'll serve is the thing. I know she'll serve. but the balance is off. 2017-2021 gave a lot of new material with very little thought of continuity while this new era has been all continuity to mask having not much in the way of new and fleshed out characters. but maybe that was Disney lol

doctor who finally leaving Disney+ YESSSS finally being back in the rightful ownership of the perverts at the bbc YESSSSS but just remembered the shit they pulled with rose coming back NOOOOOOO

i hate the term ai slop bc it's an insult to the word slop, which i use to describe the delicious meals i make that look ugly but taste amazing

making moves in silence

siri if you know what's good for me you'll put on slide by the goo goo dolls

is that a shoelace in your pants or is your dick just thin long and abnormal

thank you I take my poetry very seriously