toxicofriendron radicans

it sound like ur eating a chicken biscuit not a chicken sandwich imho

1994 not 1492 we lost power for 2 weeks 💀

for sure having the grid fail is life threatening, but gas is also a constant threat to life though it presents as a long-term, easy to ignore risk. if we had buried power lines we wouldn't be nearly so vulnerable to ice storms as we are now, but that requires money too few want to spend

employee life ⚖️ profit

its bleak but thats just how shit goes sometimes 🙏🏻

im just throwing an extra blanket on top of the quilt personally

overcome by fumes reading a high character count tweet

im highly liable to be stuck at work for 24-72 hours depending on how shit goes down. at least we have cots sleeping bags emergency rations a generator etc but its prob going to suck one way or the other

its acceptable but would signal a severe deficit in our civilizational capacity

gas heat has kept me alive in ice storms previously when i lost power for days on end, but im still scarred by the experience of my house turning into a bomb while i slept. plus there's the matter of carbon monoxide and fine particulate pollution

after a while when a particular scent is persistent you lose the ability to detect it. i just felt shitty, didnt know why, and was lethargically considering calling off sick from work. but the real problem was that i was slowly asphyxiating

earnestly emnity is cool w me but the real cincher for prospective spouses is willingness to engage in persistence hunting

meet an awful lot of em that way

this is how i met my husband

your welcome to get in the elevator w me if youer not destined for a floor between this and the one im headed for 💁🏼‍♀️

octogenarian: im too old to be posting about bug bunny and elmo fud this much

remarkable given you live somewhere tigers do not naturally roam, maybe just need to tweak the marketing angle

fascinating.. a person the size of a mouse that is as large as a human

yep 😁

they say many villages makes light work

i occasionally go there if im combining errands, because there are no equivalent facilities anywhere in the western half of the entire county 😐

if god didn't want us to sleep 2p-10p why would he have scheduled us to work those hours 🙂‍↕️

i was v v leery going into it which now helps me get like a super badass every time i do a shot. like i just gave myself an injection there's nobody who can fuck w me

i feel entirely inarticulate 24 7 so yup

hi where are your jank dicks pls

must become content to let them express your words better. heaven help them if they didnt have your words to guzzy up fwiw imho

the power of friendship backfired and obliged me to accept a 4 block ride home id have rather walked 😔 now they know wher i live 😐

"ai" psychosis fundamental physics breakthroughs are about to have a rough time

😂 what year is it 1974. sorry i mean 128154280

more like eeples and baneenees imho frankly fyi